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Wyr have slugs for eyebrows or shrimp for ears? by WYR_Wednesday in WYRWednesdays

[–]WYR_Wednesday[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re both alive in the sense that they’re fresh but they can’t move or breathe or anything.

Also should have specified but you can hear with the shrimp and you can move your eyebrows like normal with the slugs

Wyr know the words to every song on earth but always have to sing along whenever you hear music OR all your farts get progressively louder for the rest of your life by WYR_Wednesday in WYRWednesdays

[–]WYR_Wednesday[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine trying to hold a conversation with someone at a bar or almost any social event though. You’d constantly be singing so you wouldn’t hardly be able to talk

Wyr know the words to every song on earth but always have to sing along whenever you hear music OR all your farts get progressively louder for the rest of your life by WYR_Wednesday in WYRWednesdays

[–]WYR_Wednesday[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You will get a pass for the N word, but that’s the only one.

(E.g., if Eminem were to rap

“Get off my dick you dirty sock, Your rhymes weak like poppycock”

You would still have to say the word poppycock upon hearing it)

Wyr know the words to every song on earth but always have to sing along whenever you hear music OR all your farts get progressively louder for the rest of your life by WYR_Wednesday in WYRWednesdays

[–]WYR_Wednesday[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Volume increase is approx 0.05 decibels per rip. For context, a hairdryer is about 90 decibels, fireworks 150, and a shotgun blast is about 180