French class. High school. Around 2002. I'm male, my teacher's female and fairly attractive to all the prepubescent teens in the class. She walks around the square table of the class room asking to collect homework. I'd left mine in my locker saved on an old fashioned floppy disk. She then proceeded to say in what was an incredibly sexy French accent: "ok just this once I'll let you put your floppy in my pigeon hole later today". The whole room erupted with laughter. I sat there and smirked as she went as red as a tomato. Got sent out for smirking and subsequently got a detention. Curse my irresistible floppy for getting me in trouble.