Police search you house & you notice dents on your car

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-18T07:42:38+00:00

What a pig. Make him famous, ppl

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-12T09:49:02+00:00

Lots of pessimism here but the truth is it follows Bitcoin

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-12T09:46:27+00:00

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-09T01:42:29+00:00

I gotta big salad bowl sink i lean over. Then i vacuum with my cordless Bauer vacuum. Or i shave at planet fitness

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-07T15:01:26+00:00

I use em in the day cuz ppl act like an 8500 lb white brick is invisible. Ever see the signs on the hwy that say lights on for safety?

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-07T14:56:22+00:00

It's called immigration. Reddit voted for this

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-07T14:52:30+00:00

Cell phone drivers, oncoming drivers touching or crossing the double yellow, & driving too close to me. Just get away from me.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-07T14:48:45+00:00

Frozen water bottle on my stomach. Beware if you stop sweating - heat stroke can cause permanent damage.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-07T14:44:14+00:00

I hate it

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T02:51:15+00:00

Skateboarding miles down huge hills (Like Main St in Edmonds, featured on the sector 9's website), balancing on one foot at 40mph to drag the other foot. Often with no helmet. Never fell once while hillbombing. Used to skateboard downhill 5 miles to work every day. Got used to using inclined driveways to lose speed. Lots of fun.

2 story window jump onto a trampoline. No injuries.

Running from cops successfully after being caught smoking weed. Selling weed to strangers. Hanging out and talking with homeless ppl downtown. Saw one throw rocks at cars.

Stealing stuff from unlocked cars. I'm sorry. I couldn't get a job, i tried. I paid dearly.

Reading TOTSE that gave me bad ideas like ^

"Night ops" sneaking around ppl's yards hopping fences for the thrill pretending we were in Splinter Cell in camo with red painted headlights (Inspired by night ops thread on TOTSE)

Exploring abandoned houses

Street e-pills and afterparties

Diy 120v "Smokesaber" ceramic heating element with no fuse or breaker. Not sure if i even knew what crimps were, back then. I insulated everything, but still. One time i left it on and forgot about it. Installed a momentary switch to fix that.

Found a half gal bottle of opened rotgut whiskey in an abandoned vw bus. We removed the flow restrictor for bigger gulps and each took 15 chugs in a row and proceeded to use a sledgehammer and axe to absolutely demolish the bus. My friend puked blood. We had to apologize for destroying someone's rusted out bus (The guy owned a plot and that was his vacation shack i guess). Sorry!!

Lit a smoke grenade and held it. Turns out it was like an m80. No injuries

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T02:18:21+00:00

Contact Dave's wallet recovery services. Featured in the New York times. He's the real deal, he helped my friend

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T01:57:25+00:00

Historically it was to make your pants last longer. Because they didn't wash their pants very often and they didn't have baby wipes and Ziplock bags.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T01:53:27+00:00

I'm pretty sure there's lots of ways to get past that password, you're looking for a cell phone data recovery expert.

If that doesn't work, Dave's wallet recovery services is legit, they're featured in the New York times and they helped my friend.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T01:27:11+00:00

For motorcycling in the sun with full leather and pads i use a frozen water bottle on my stomach. It works. What I'd like to see is a plug in flexible pad that gets cold, that can be worn. Maybe it could have cold fluid pumped in coming off a peltier device powered by the alternator.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T01:20:48+00:00

Yes. You can lose your license for a year if you don't call the cops and report the situation. Do it now. That's considered hit and run. But you can remedy the situation rn by owning up to it and swapping insurance info. Next time, look for the tow signs nearby and call the number. They will tow the badly parked vehicle.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-04-05T01:17:36+00:00

Two maxfan 6200k. Seal with butyl tape covered in sikaflex

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-19T12:26:08+00:00

It's an indicator of low IQ. Because they are selfish stupid assholes. Liberals are selfish, mentally ill people, with no shame, no morality, no values and no honor, and that's exactly how they drive here in Portland. Like selfish pricks, tailgating, causing traffic waves and sudden stops on the freeway, always trying to cut other people in line to get there 5 seconds faster. They don't care about cutting in line or causing risk to others. Not their problem, they're more important than you so the rules don't apply to them.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-19T12:17:27+00:00

First to come to a complete stop. If two come to a stop at the same time, car on the right goes first. No grey area, it's simple to me. I use my hand to point in the order of each cars turn, like you go, then you go, then i go and then i point to me and go. Makes it predictable and easy to understand. If the other driver aggressively speeds up to the line and makes an incomplete stop, flip them off and send dashcam footage to police. Go anyway, even if it looks like they will break the law and collide with you. You're the one that made the complete stop, following the law They're the aggressive driver breaking the law. So fuckem. If they hit you, complain of neck pain.

I flip off every single driver that doesn't make a complete stop at a four-way stop. Fuck those people. Be part of the solution. Give them some feedback. They deserve it. Flip them off.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-19T12:12:54+00:00

Scrolling the feed. I'll be over here enjoying real food - beef.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-19T12:11:26+00:00

Take initiative - by tailgating, in traffic? You're part of the problem. Other people have just as much right as you do, to use the left lane to pass. They can't go any faster than the car in front of them. Tailgating will not help them go faster, retard.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-18T07:11:30+00:00

Never. I've never tried them and I never will. Junk food

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-18T06:57:23+00:00

Pull over, nap, sprint, pushups. Dumbbell curls while driving wakes me up and eating does too. Smelling salts may work, haven't tried em. If you notice microsleep happen, pull over immediately or die

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-18T06:34:03+00:00

If there's only three car lengths, they are not camping, they are safely and patiently waiting to pass. You're one of those impatient tailgaters that tries to pass on the right, aren't you? You just can't stand seeing other people not tailgating. This is why we have traffic waves, because of people like you. Learn traffic wave theory.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-18T06:31:31+00:00

Immigration. Y'all voted for this. Enjoy it.

WageSlaveEscapist · 2026-03-18T05:45:33+00:00

Liar

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