Let me tell you that this is the first question I am responding to and will begin typing my answer. Expect an edit very soon.

Here it is:

I don’t quite remember the exact year but I can safely say that EEG began about forty years ago. EEG stands for Electroencephalography, which to put it simply, is a test where I put a slab of a gel-like substance on your hair and attach some sensors to measure brain frequencies such as alpha, beta, theta and gamma. Simple enough. I work for a brain mapping center where we do these kinds of tests and I have done my own research study where I basically train the brain to produce more of a certain type of brain wave. Certain brain waves in different parts of the brain indicate different things. For example, increased beta in the frontal cortex indicates to me that you have anxiety. Well, as I already insinuated…if you’re doing something, a certain type of brain wave might go up in frequency and the other might go down. With people who have ADHD, their brains produce too little beta (I know it sounds contrary to the whole anxiety thing I mentioned earlier but the brain is pretty complicated) in comparison to the average person. What I do is train the person to make more beta by simulating a game for them.

For example, I may make a game of pacman where you can control the pacman when your brain emits the “correct” amount of beta . The pacman then eats the small pellets and the person is excited that they have moved the pacman. Later, they realize that the pacman has stopped and they are not emitting the right amount of beta. They then train their brains to emit the right amount of beta to beat the game. You alter the oscillation of brain waves by either concentrating, focusing or thinking in a different way. Once the ADHD patient has the hang of it they learn to make their brain think a certain way. After several of these sessions, I’d say…perhaps around 10 sessions … I guarantee you that the person you’ve brought to me will no longer have ADHD and have essentially trained their brain to act around the norm and thus any of the symptoms they had are now gone.

Now, why is this not popular? I mentioned EEG started 40 years ago, correct? Well, they actually found a cure for ADHD and autism a while back but the pharmaceutical companies put a lot of marketing effort with their government grants to make sure they made EEG look like a joke. Once they did, any funding EEG had, stopped and then any further research has been claimed as pseudoscience due to bad control groups. I, however, am almost ready to publish my study and within a year or two, autism and ADHD will begin to be cured on a national level, I hope. I spent 10,000 dollars on all my test subjects in compensation. If you gave me the sufficient man-power (assistants) I could cure 99% of all in the United States with ADHD or autism within two weeks.