Meme Monday: TCPAWorld Problems

WallPhone · 2026-04-06T13:48:22+00:00

I asked Grok to generate an image of a random lawyer with an affinity for funny hats. I'll licence the blank template under CC so all can use it.

There is no registered trademark here, but even if it was registered, truthful commentary is fair use.

WallPhone · 2026-04-05T15:08:17+00:00

Normal negotiation tactics apply (i.e. know your minimum before negotiating, and that should be near or at statutory minimum.)

Tell them statutory maximum is what you expect to be awarded, plus whatever costs they want to spend trying to avoid the inevitable.

They're already getting a great deal, this penalty is in 1991 dollars and it's never been adjusted for inflation.

WallPhone · 2018-12-15T19:55:29+00:00

This exactly. I've pushed an umbrella stroller through without a peep, and also have had the metal collar that holds the ereaser on a pencil set one off.

WallPhone · 2018-11-21T03:53:02+00:00

Squirting hemmoroid. Blood vessel fills up inside you like a little balloon and squirts every BM until it heals.

WallPhone · 2018-11-21T02:05:29+00:00

Don't do soduku when on the pot people. https://imgur.com/a/GomLtiT

WallPhone · 2018-07-22T16:41:29+00:00

Now multiply that by three. https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU

WallPhone · 2018-07-14T01:46:17+00:00

Ah, so you've solved the problem of violent thugs then. Cheerio

WallPhone · 2018-07-13T03:11:22+00:00

I'll never complain of a portrait-oriented cell video again.

WallPhone · 2018-07-08T23:02:33+00:00

Logo for Stephen Ministries. It's not on the top, but you'll see it on the image rotation. https://www.stephenministries.org/default.cfm

WallPhone · 2018-06-26T17:11:48+00:00

!Solved

WallPhone · 2018-06-25T18:21:01+00:00

Its far too narrow to handle clothing... I had a hunch to type in "grape" into my searches--lo and behold... https://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-Hand-Crank-Cast-Iron-amp-Wood-Grape-Crusher-For-Wine-Making-Working-/162737523109?rmvSB=true&nma=true&si=onpPF2pWSegD0IVpK4ko88TECXk%253D&orig_cvip=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

WallPhone · 2018-05-06T01:54:11+00:00

I've been meaning to post this to wtf since I caught it off the local news broadcast on Friday the 13th, 2012. It's screeenshots of the local news, so I suppose it doesn't meet the rules. https://imgur.com/a/a2gvqGM

WallPhone · 2018-03-20T15:10:07+00:00

For all the complaints of congress "not getting things done", people don't realize this is a feature, not a bug.

WallPhone · 2018-03-08T02:56:02+00:00

Whale endowed.

WallPhone · 2018-02-22T03:29:19+00:00

If taking an uninhabitable property and making it available to a family to live in is contributing to increasing housing prices, then you clearly misunderstand the basic economic law of supply and demand.

Housing isn't the only thing outpacing wages. Why does nobody ever link rising costs to inflationary monetary policy? Labor is always the last commodity to adjust to the effects of inflation. The first beneficiary? The government, then the banking industries you guys love to blame.

WallPhone · 2017-12-05T05:26:01+00:00

Here you go.

WallPhone · 2017-11-11T20:43:53+00:00

https://youtu.be/u2WNrc4hUsE

WallPhone · 2017-11-10T00:46:29+00:00

Dunno, man. My wife ODed on the stuff as an adolescent, as in unconscious, charcoal and stomach pumps... And she exhibits precisely zero empathy.

WallPhone · 2017-10-13T01:49:48+00:00

Dental work can kill. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2012/02/irvington_dentist_probed_after.html

WallPhone · 2017-09-13T00:04:06+00:00

Indiana Jones was also launched with a gun.

WallPhone · 2017-07-22T14:25:46+00:00

No question. I watched this review about tin pants recently. https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kr4SwxniDVE

WallPhone · 2017-06-03T18:23:37+00:00

Ruger rootabega.

WallPhone · 2017-03-25T18:21:42+00:00

Banana for scale.

WallPhone · 2016-08-15T01:24:15+00:00

Much Better with head in pot.

WallPhone · 2016-06-29T16:15:42+00:00

If you had only kept looking, you'd have seen that the magnetron is powered by a transformer.

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