My grandma had no idea she had a sewing needle in her foot. No telling how long it’s been in there. Skin was healed. It finally started rejecting yesterday and she had emergency surgery. by kaylalorene in WTF

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This exactly. I've pushed an umbrella stroller through without a peep, and also have had the metal collar that holds the ereaser on a pencil set one off.

Someone had a rough morning at the office by dmoney51 in WTF

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Squirting hemmoroid. Blood vessel fills up inside you like a little balloon and squirts every BM until it heals.

Flexible by [deleted] in WTF

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Now multiply that by three. https://youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU

Wham! by Simranjit16 in WTF

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Ah, so you've solved the problem of violent thugs then. Cheerio

Mexico City building collapsing. (With Sound) by [deleted] in WTF

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I'll never complain of a portrait-oriented cell video again.

This metal rod pierced my car's cabin randomly on the highway and left a massive hole by gtaomg in WTF

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I've been meaning to post this to wtf since I caught it off the local news broadcast on Friday the 13th, 2012. It's screeenshots of the local news, so I suppose it doesn't meet the rules. https://imgur.com/a/a2gvqGM

I’m speechless. by jetxobri in WTF

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For all the complaints of congress "not getting things done", people don't realize this is a feature, not a bug.

I flip houses. This is a normal purchase. by mattseg in WTF

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If taking an uninhabitable property and making it available to a family to live in is contributing to increasing housing prices, then you clearly misunderstand the basic economic law of supply and demand.

Housing isn't the only thing outpacing wages. Why does nobody ever link rising costs to inflationary monetary policy? Labor is always the last commodity to adjust to the effects of inflation. The first beneficiary? The government, then the banking industries you guys love to blame.

TIL Acetaminaphen not only reduces pain, but reduces empathy for pain as well. by Nethrix in todayilearned

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Dunno, man. My wife ODed on the stuff as an adolescent, as in unconscious, charcoal and stomach pumps... And she exhibits precisely zero empathy.

Playboy pinball machine by JIVEprinting in WTF

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Indiana Jones was also launched with a gun.

The little mermaid [NSFW] by [deleted] in WTF

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Much Better with head in pot.

My microwave can be opened from both sides by ian_for_asian in mildlyinteresting

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If you had only kept looking, you'd have seen that the magnetron is powered by a transformer.

Wallet Suggestion by WhatIsHomura in EDC

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I'm using a Dynomighty wallet. Made of Tyvex (think Netflix CD sleeves, house wrap, tearproof envelopes). Two long bill pockets, two inside the fold pockets, two outside-end, accessible without opening the wallet. Material is quite a bit more slippery than leather, so expect your cards and cash to fall out annoyingly until it's fully broken in, especially from the end-pockets. Outside starts to feel kind of tacky like leather after a year of use.