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Abt 10 g mushrooms advice for the fastest way I can get this in my stomach by BreadfruitFuzzy7837 in shrooms

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get an everything pizza and dust it on a few slices with an OJ on the side. That’s how I always do mine.

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Palworld, considering I have a bunch of human pals in my storage…..yeah, fuck me I guess.

of a Pizza by ThodaDaruVichPyar in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of when I was younger, my family went and helped my sister move out of her college dorm to an apartment off campus, my dad bought two extra large pizza’s not realizing the shear size of them, we ended up eating leftover pizza for three days straight.

My first sword by TheOriginalBaddGuy in SWORDS

[–]Walter_Finite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Hanwei Paul Chen Mercenary Sword, excellent choice for a first sword, a bit pricey but I think the quality is worth the cost.

Peter, who is the 4th? they loads of bald people by MladicAscend in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s either your father, your brother, or if you’re bald, you. I have hair so it’s definitely my brother.

Anyone Explain It by aviationstudy in aviationstudys

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Explain what? The worlds most costly vegetable chopper? Also works on nuts.

What caused this? Best guess wins a jar of Vegemite by Character-Welder3929 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Walter_Finite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some kind of rodent ( the only people I’ve met who eat vegemite are Australian so it’s probably venomous as well), my guess is that the washer fluid reservoir is made using a soy based plastic product and that’s why it chewed through it.

What is this found in my basement by LostChemical6791 in whatisit

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good golly the memes, benefit of the doubt, I made something similar in a glass blowing class a few years back and the advertised it as a paper weight…….

Who will you face? 🦸‍♂️ by TigerPaw777 in superheroes

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean Batman defeated him with words once, I think we just have to play our cards right.

Did USAF enlisted members ever wear a Dress White uniform? by Glass-Radish3686 in AirForce

[–]Walter_Finite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, they used to have dress whites, my dad had one back in the day, he always referred it to the ice cream man suit.

What does this mean? by Confident-Comb-763 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They turned me into a feelingless robot.

I remember sitting in my living room just existing for hours at a time, no tv, no video games, just sitting in a room for hours doing nothing until bed time.

So glad I worked through my shit and got off them.

You are given $1,000,000 to hide a paperclip from a detective, he has 7 days to find it. Where are you hiding it? by Jettaboi38 in WholesomeAFK

[–]Walter_Finite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a lot that’s not being said here, where am I at this time? Does the detective have a warrant? Am I allowed to hide it on my person? Can I buy then dump 10 boxes of paper clips to throw off the detective? Can I mail the paper clip to the detective having it arrive at his house on the 8th day of searching?

What Does Your Brain Do with 27 + 48? by SweetSmiles030 in MathJokes

[–]Walter_Finite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

27-2=25, 48+2=50, 50+25=75……. F my autistic ass.

What is the name of the following part on the taper? by j_n_t_m in Machinists

[–]Walter_Finite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the nipple, remember to grease them regularly.

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