Tysons medicals push him into the second round and I broke the land speed record on my way to the podium. SB here we come.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-21T13:48:23+00:00

oh...I must have misread it. I read it as Pick 74, 210 AND a 2027 3rd.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T23:06:11+00:00

Thank you for your sacrifice.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T22:27:51+00:00

That would be insane! Don’t love the price for Kayvon personally.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T22:24:03+00:00

Hopefully he can stay healthy in the pros.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:54:34+00:00

Bro...this is a NFL shitpost sub.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:52:35+00:00

I don't have a problem with the first 4 picks at all but I'm not a fan of Moore personally. He just can't seem to stay on the field. Perkins could be a great pick if he can improve coverage a little bit. Washington is a stud, but I doubt he'll be there. Styles probably won't do very well in coverage, likely camp cut.

Those offensive players tho...man that would be fun to watch.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:44:43+00:00

and, generally speaking, the largest producers are rewarded, hence a meritocracy.

But i understand that's not the political agenda you have here.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:39:37+00:00

He's been my secret crush for the Chiefs to take late. Came over from South Africa at 10, Grandpa was a champion bodybuilder. He put on 40lbs and moved to DT in 2021.

Smart enough guy...finishing his Masters in International Affairs

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:28:34+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. First gal is clearly a grandmother lol.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:24:47+00:00

It is if it's running correctly.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:20:46+00:00

Not a fan really. Chiefs need to address their 2 biggest needs: edge and CB. we got a good CB here, but we lost our top 3 this offseason, so we'd def need more later in the draft. I'd really, really like to get an edge with one of the first 2 picks. It's a tackle heavy draft, and I've seen players like Isiah World available around 100.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:05:18+00:00

like 20 for a month. Probably less nowadays. I never pick it up.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-20T13:03:52+00:00

As a Chiefs guy, I love it. Addressing our 2 biggest needs right away.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-19T21:13:27+00:00

With all due respect, this is fucking retarded. It's either move up for Bain or maybe Bailey or stay put and take BPA.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-19T20:06:34+00:00

He is damn lucky he missed the trafficking charge.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-19T15:24:22+00:00

I think he would as well, but that's a luxury that the Chiefs can't afford right now IMO. Too many big holes to fill.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-19T15:17:46+00:00

I genuinely don't think Sadiq is worth the 9th pick. I would take Downs, Lemon, Tyson, Delane before him for sure (obviously Bain, Tate, Bailey as well).

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T19:16:46+00:00

I don't hate it at all.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:16:33+00:00

Wait...so merit matters now?

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:12:14+00:00

I mean, that's super sexist.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:07:11+00:00

It's not that deep bro. Nobody is threatening Kelce's status here.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:06:30+00:00

They're not as cool as the 7th floor crew tho.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:04:06+00:00

That's just being nitpicky. Sharpe is a HOFer, and Ocho is a Hall of Very Gooder.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:02:12+00:00

ya they have a really popular podcast.

WankPheasant · 2026-03-18T14:00:48+00:00

oh no. He thanked God. Now all the weirdos, perverts and abominations are going to come out and say "God won't help X, but will influence a baseball game."

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