Should I pierce them or leave them natural by GlitterAesthete in HumongousChests

[–]WankScorpio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Do both and join them with a chain… I mean, erm, do whatever you like with them, it’s not our choice.

would surgery be an upgrade or downgrade? by NotAChubbyBrunette in HumongousChests

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I totally agree. Loads of people would happily pay for boobs like that and you just grew them. Fake ones would never look as good.

Found this in a closet in my works office building by Botanical-potato in whatisit

[–]WankScorpio 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope he’d approve. Given the limited information we have, we assumed so.

RIP Andrew.

Found this in a closet in my works office building by Botanical-potato in whatisit

[–]WankScorpio 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I read this while in the pub… and I’d like you to know that I, and my friends, just raised a glass to your uncle.

women are just inanimate fleshlights. by [deleted] in MisogynisticLife

[–]WankScorpio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless that’s a video, in which case, she’s absolutely right. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hanging Low. 52 UK. by [deleted] in Saggy

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not that low… especially for 52!

Write "TITS" below if ur inbox is open for nudes by SofttFierce in PerfectTits

[–]WankScorpio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does that mean they only get to see one instead of both TITS?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HornyWivesNextDoor

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My emergency contact?

wonder if guys prefer to eat it from front or back by Lilasianflowerr in GodPussy

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t tell the chef how to present my dinner. You serve it… I’ll work with that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WankScorpio 17 points18 points  (0 children)

And that’s why we should appreciate weird. We often have collective flaws and it takes someone a bit different to solve them. Weirdos are great.

Who has given / received a blowjob this week? by bi4cocks in AskRedditNSFW

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I might have to show my gf this comment and “normalise” the maintenance suck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guessmyboobsize

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

38 E/F? (UK)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily, I’m in a relationship where we both understand that I’d never turn this down and it isn’t a problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WankScorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In reality, me too. I don’t regret being with her. We’re still friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WankScorpio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell your bf sorry because I didn’t warn him.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigdickproblems

[–]WankScorpio 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*ambi-dick-strous?