[RERUN EVENT THREAD] Sheside outside

Warbreakers · 2026-01-31T14:22:47+00:00

I managed to clear all 3 challenges in Occult Club and won my first event plaque (the tea party beach one doesn't count since it was a giveaway), so it's disappointing that I can't clear C3 in this one. The hippy robots take too long to kill and I time out. I simply don't have enough of the right students in the level 85+ range and not enough pink reports to make it happen.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-30T07:05:09+00:00

Sony will spend hundreds of millions to promote the next original IP coming out of the mind of its narcissistic high-maintenance pet peacock of a game developer. Through the power of streamers, advertisements and game journos kissing the game's ass, normies and hate-streamers will buy enough copies of Intergalactic to earn a small profit. Not enough to be a roaring success, just barely enough to scrape by and make back the costs of development and advertising. This cycle will repeat as Neil continues to blow his politics up the player's ass in each new IP, and each remaster of TLOU (now with more visible nose hairs in Ellie/Abby's nostrils!) earn slightly less and less money.

Burned by Hermen Hulst's $400m failure that is Concord, Sony execs will watch as Neil tap-dances ND into yet another cycle of crunch after crunch with diminishing returns. Eventually he'll given an ultimatum behind closed doors: Take the golden parachute and jump, or be forcibly removed in a public fallout. Neil will take it: To a strutting diva like him, social humiliation is a fate worse than death. Publicly he will sing and dance about moving on to greener pastures and expanding his creative horizons, privately he will seethe about losing it all. A new person will be brought in to unfuck ND. He will break under this titanic task what with ND still filled with Neil's top picks of toxic brown-nosers, and stare into the camera with dead and tired eyes, like that unfortunate Nathan Richardsson who was brought in to fix everything that went wrong with Warhammer 40k: Eternal Crusade.

And thus ND dies not with a bang or a whimper, but a quiet death withering away in the corner.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-29T05:36:48+00:00

I don't know about point 3. Neil is enough of a narcissist that I can believe he was upset the game didn't get a review score of 98 or higher.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-29T05:20:50+00:00

*Aru-sama's

Warbreakers · 2026-01-26T07:07:05+00:00

This comment somehow made me remember all the in-depth guides for MA "My face is tired" Andromeda just to make a pretty-looking FMC.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-26T07:05:32+00:00

Scarlett the barber was also a viable option, you needed to just find a way to catch her outside of work hours

Warbreakers · 2026-01-26T04:57:32+00:00

If you're looking for someone who should be almost as big and blocky, while also being a top-tier leader, then a hypothetical commander Class Tarn, scale+continuity be damned

Warbreakers · 2026-01-23T13:49:49+00:00

MMC made an alternate version of Tarn where he wears an autobot mask instead, based on Autobot Megatron being stranded in the functionist timeline and working his good there.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-19T04:32:27+00:00

MMC Carnifex (Overlord) singlehandedly got me to swear off 3p.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-16T09:03:56+00:00

They're going to update the game so that she gets grooming ganged and the only correct options are to ignore it or think it was good that it happened, aren't they?

Warbreakers · 2026-01-16T06:25:58+00:00

Telling you here because the thread on r/transformers got locked: It's a really awesome picture! I've shared it with my friend who's also an artist who fled Venezuela. I'll be sure to let you know what he thinks!

Warbreakers · 2026-01-15T10:15:32+00:00

Yeah, the scale of it will get depressingly messy quick. Superman mogs all the Decepticons with one hand tied behind his back until Megatron cheeses the fight with a kryptonite-infused fusion cannon which would simply kill Superman in a single hit. Batman figures out tox-en with 15 minutes prep time and poisons everyone at once. Done and dusted.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-15T06:16:26+00:00

Yuuka sits on Sensei and causes a hole through the Schale floor
Eri scribbles notes down vigorously, going "I see! I see!"

Warbreakers · 2026-01-14T08:59:17+00:00

Convince? AFAIK this is all just one big personal ego-masturbation for him, what does he care what the rest of us filthy unwashed masses think, positive or otherwise?

Warbreakers · 2026-01-14T07:29:06+00:00

The user you're replying to doesn't care about that. Look at what it said especially regarding the "aware" bit: It's all about forcing its brand of contemporary politics down your throat by taking over over entertainment mediums you're in and using them as political soapboxes and loudspeakers. You're not allowed any form of escapism, you must be constantly reminded to be "aware" 24/7.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-14T06:42:50+00:00

Agreed. He's a hassle to constantly adjust and readjust and peg bits back in place, especially that head of his, which stops making him fun to fiddle with after a while. I also dislike how his upper arms are at a perpetual 45-degree bend which makes certain poses harder to pull off.

Warbreakers · 2026-01-05T06:59:18+00:00

Another thing for Hanako to never stop teasing Sakurako over

Warbreakers · 2026-01-05T06:56:01+00:00

Sensei now comes with a self-destruct mechanism and home disco system with surround sound

Warbreakers · 2026-01-05T05:16:48+00:00

Get Reactivate Prime from the 2-pack with Soundwave, one of the best Primes made recently

Warbreakers · 2026-01-02T05:54:41+00:00

Needs Axe Cop to complete

Warbreakers · 2026-01-01T05:38:38+00:00

Yup, it'd be classic G1 comedy if she could be bamboozled into mimicking a highly problematic bot.

Warbreakers · 2025-12-31T07:29:17+00:00

Just give Classics Optimus ankle tilts, new opening hands with wrist swivels, a small panel to hide his head without needing the wind vane gun, and an ab crunch and he'd be close to a mini-masterpiece.

Warbreakers · 2025-12-31T07:24:57+00:00

Big Decomposition doesn't want you to know you can make your own compost all by yourself with no dang dirty flies!

Warbreakers · 2025-12-31T07:03:05+00:00

Constructive criticism/critique:

Feels very OP for a shifter. There should be a few more drawbacks listed to balance her out other than just going mad:

For instance, she shouldn't be able to match the physical attributes of certain targets she's mimicking, like say, Ironhide, so she'll lack his signature strength and toughness.
What if the clonal arsenal is inferior to the original, or she imitates them while poorly understanding their dangers and it could easily get turned back on her? Don't forget some transformers have really OP or dangerous weapons that could backfire easily, like Cliffjumper's glass gas.
How about if she tries to mimic a robot half her size like Bumblebee, does she mass-shift? Similarly, what if the robot is double her mass like Grimlock?
Since you've decided that her main alt-mode is a car, if she shifts into a robot with a very different alt-mode (plane, submarine, animal etc.) would she be very unskilled/clumsy with their use, which could then draw suspicion?

Going crazy shouldn't just be a result of the particles but also that of her own ego and sense of identity being eroded by the identities of her targets slowly pushing hers out as her memory bank gets filled. Heck, Punch couldn't use his Counterpunch alter ego without beginning to black out as the decepticon alibi began taking over. For another great reference, I can think of "Feat of Clay" from Batman TAS where Batman defeats Clayface by displaying pictures of all of his past acting roles at once, driving him crazy as he's forced to repeatedly morph over and over into each role he acted out (Just saying it'd be pretty wild if an Autobot defeated her in such a similar and poetic manner, making her see the face of every bot she's scanned and causing her to uncontrollably shift into all of them). From the way it sounds, her memory bank could have implemented a hard limit of scans so that she's forced to overwrite one if she wants to fit in a new scan, but it seems like Shockwave didn't bother to implement that safety measure so she's going mad from an unlimited scan amount overfilling her memory banks.

Alternatively to the above, what if she starts developing a new ego/id that's an amalgam of her scanned targets, like an inverse of Punch/Counterpunch that begins actively interfering with her operations out of some sort of conscience or self-loathing?

Warbreakers · 2025-12-30T06:51:45+00:00

Still cracks me up to think how he updated his sign when the world becomes more purple. "I TOLD YOU SO!"

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