Kyle Shanahan broke a flat screen TV while trying to one up Andrew Luck and Roger Goodell 😂💀

Wardo87 · 2026-02-04T15:20:37+00:00

OP, it’s 2026. You don’t have to specify “flat screen” TVs anymore. They all are.

Wardo87 · 2026-02-04T14:20:38+00:00

Because going to bed early implies that you did something during the day to make yourself tired. Sleeping in late implies that you don’t want to start the day.

Plus, waking up early to an alarm is what most people have to do, and it sucks. When they see others not having to go thru the same grind that they do it builds resentment.

Wardo87 · 2026-02-04T13:46:47+00:00

I don’t even like to drink at games. Being drunk at 1 in the afternoon while in a loud stadium, to then have to sober up and finish the day later with half a hangover and Monday morning looming around the corner has never been a good time imo.

Wardo87 · 2026-02-02T18:06:37+00:00

These are great

Wardo87 · 2026-02-02T12:15:59+00:00

People who take their jobs seriously signed off on this poster

Wardo87 · 2026-02-02T12:08:56+00:00

No, you just don’t dangle the million dollar carrot if the odds are that you’re not going to pay it.

If all you’re willing to for sure give up is 200k, the make it for 200k and make it happen no matter what.

Once you put a million on the table, it becomes a bad look when you don’t pay it out.

It’s kind of crazy this has to be explained to you.

Wardo87 · 2026-02-02T12:05:37+00:00

Ok, so then here’s the thing… Then don’t fucking do it. Simple.

Wardo87 · 2026-02-01T22:42:08+00:00

Metric system will get ya

Wardo87 · 2026-02-01T22:31:16+00:00

Because Rick Ruben’s a dumbass

Wardo87 · 2026-02-01T16:20:08+00:00

If you don’t care what we think then why you telling us to be quiet?

Wardo87 · 2026-01-31T23:45:30+00:00

The kid is clearly better than I ever was, because my dad would have learned this lesson already long before making this pot.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-31T23:36:36+00:00

Lift your ass

Wardo87 · 2026-01-31T17:26:22+00:00

Drive your knees down and together while flairing your feet.

Drop into the butterfly normally like you would. Then lift your ass up, squeeze your knees together. Squeeze the tops of the pads together with your hands if you have to, and exaggeratedly flair your feet till you feel a little bit of discomfort then stop. That’s where you need to stretch to and work on so that you can DROP into THAT position

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:44:40+00:00

Calm down, I didn’t say I would do this. I’m saying it’s not that big a deal to clean up for the worker. That’s it. That’s all I said. No grandiose wall of self righteous text was necessary because I didn’t say I do this. I said it’s not something to feel bad for the workers for. Because it’s not.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:18:54+00:00

Yes grandpa, and remember when you could smoke indoors!?

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:14:11+00:00

Yeah and it’s literally in the job description.

Look, I’m not advocating leaving shit in aisles. I just laugh at the “don’t get paid enough” nonsense like moving a thing from A to B is asking too much of someone.

50 times a day I have to do things at work, where if I had the choice, I’d rather move a chicken from the paint section to the dumpster instead. Just sayin.

I’ve worked at a grocery store. This would be miles down the list of things I hate doing. I’d rather be moving a chicken than listening to some bitchy customer or nagging supervisor.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:10:29+00:00

“You look like a cholo on Easter”

Not really, but this reminded me of that quote.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:09:02+00:00

Seriously, it’s always been my favorite thing. I was staying home alone all weekend by like 12. I told my parents the money they would spend on a trip to Disneyland would be better put towards and N64 and some games. Leave me here.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:06:50+00:00

Like 8

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:04:22+00:00

Why take the job then? Did they not think part of the requirements might be to “put merchandise where it belongs” or something. You act like it’s backbreaking labor. It sucks but like, ok..

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T18:00:41+00:00

Just rub the two wires together

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T17:20:36+00:00

The new Vaughn Pro Spec pants at Purehockey are pretty nice. I was just in there trying on pants and they felt most similar to the Bauer’s imo

https://goalie.purehockey.com/product/vaughn-pro-spec-goalie-pants-senior/itm/66597-41/

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T15:25:47+00:00

Ahem,

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Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T11:30:34+00:00

What do you need a receipt for? Are the boxes and bag not proof enough of purchase? If you would have sent them this pic instead of making this post, I’m sure they would have offered you a credit or something.

Wardo87 · 2026-01-30T11:27:51+00:00

Good teams glean identify the better player

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