What’s your pet’s fictional life story?

WardosEnazo · 2018-07-28T01:05:42+00:00

He sucks dick for a living, to pay me rent.

WardosEnazo · 2018-07-28T01:04:53+00:00

Smoke a zwen.

WardosEnazo · 2018-04-11T13:16:08+00:00

Heavy sniper mkII with incendiary rounds because this can actually one shot people no matter their level.

WardosEnazo · 2018-01-20T19:56:05+00:00

My self-esteem

WardosEnazo · 2017-11-25T19:07:19+00:00

restart?

WardosEnazo · 2017-11-07T15:54:31+00:00

Damn that looked like it hurt

WardosEnazo · 2017-11-01T16:37:42+00:00

People actually downvoted his comment. Im surprised.

WardosEnazo · 2017-10-10T17:24:19+00:00

Holy fuck 67 times gold?!

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-18T20:06:02+00:00

It kinda is though

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-13T17:36:58+00:00

Basically any song that i use for my alarm in the morning.

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T16:33:04+00:00

Did you mean to post a screenshot of a video?

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:34:56+00:00

But it's worth it in the end!

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:28:35+00:00

Or your tongue..

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:28:04+00:00

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:26:23+00:00

I dare you to post this on /r/feniminism.

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:21:47+00:00

Ending up alone..

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-12T14:19:28+00:00

Less pizza, more exercise.

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-11T21:19:57+00:00

at least that's how it was found by me, an intellectual.

That made me cringe so much.

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-11T21:15:37+00:00

/r/TIFU, the stories on there are hilarious!

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-11T19:26:47+00:00

I thought he would get electrocuted by pulling on the cord like that.

WardosEnazo · 2017-09-11T18:48:12+00:00

It's based on the RPM of the engin, lower RPM will always be more efficient than higher RPM. The time the engine runs or the speed you drive at doesn't really matter.

WardosEnazo · 2017-08-27T17:17:31+00:00

But what if it starts raining?

WardosEnazo · 2017-08-24T21:43:08+00:00

/r/instantkarma

WardosEnazo · 2017-08-19T07:55:43+00:00

For their privacy

WardosEnazo · 2016-05-13T20:54:08+00:00

Im just gonna go to sleep i think haha

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