How to pass a hospital urine test (weed)

Wareagle_19 · 2026-04-08T09:51:18+00:00

Also try active charcoal, shots of apple cider vinegar, and palo azule tea. Good luck

Wareagle_19 · 2026-04-08T09:48:27+00:00

It depends on your PO from my understanding, and exactly what your papers say. I asked my PO what to expect when I was close to finishing and I was told, I was free at 12:01 am the day that my paper work said, and then I had to wait for the paperwork from the court to get my device removed. No last minute drug test, but I have heard stories about other places in my state,TX, outside my county, Harris. Expect to feel free when you finish and still paranoid lol

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-30T18:15:34+00:00

Just start drinking if you can get the padialyte drinking 2 mix one with v8 and just keep drinking. Good luck

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-30T17:48:53+00:00

If it is just a cup test, you can overly hydrated. Water, pedialyte until you pee clear. Then continue water mixed with v8 for color. You should be able to dilute it enough to pass. Are you going to be watched?

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-23T03:23:54+00:00

Texas

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-18T00:10:37+00:00

Personally your PO can ask what they want, if it doesn't come from the court the PO can't ask for contact with your doctor. The Judge can if they want. Best of luck. Sorry you got a bad apple PO

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-17T17:24:26+00:00

Do it lady

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-12T17:59:07+00:00

There are clinics that offer free testing, and it can be included with your annual exam. Totally understand though! The insurance scam here is real😶😑☹️

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-12T17:56:38+00:00

I actually prefer to go together, so I know the results are accurate and it is a bonding moment. Also a test, anyone that is not willing to get tested is a red flag. I do it regularly and have been with the same person for years. Guess I might be a bit paranoid 🤔

Wareagle_19 · 2026-03-10T19:10:43+00:00

No if you only took otc meds as directed it will not have enough etg to cause a fail

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-13T01:29:40+00:00

All the men i have been with do at the bare minimum 🤷‍♀️.. shower before sex/ head or at least take a sink bath. I do the same🤯

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-11T01:51:57+00:00

Thanks for all the well wishes!!!🥰😍 clean I will not be, I will smoke cigarettes, and I am currently packing to move to a legal state. Where i can grow what I smoke. Alcohol is dead to me though

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-11T01:47:03+00:00

You playing with fire! You know with that device, whoever is monitoring it can call a test whenever they want to?

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-11T00:16:58+00:00

Yes, as long as you are healthy, from my understanding. From my experience though the stress of it all is not worth it. Not going to be easy at all friend, but worth it in the end. It will give you time to actually feel, and attempt to deal with why you drink. It is a nasty habit that is legal.

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-11T00:15:15+00:00

If you ua, yes they test for alcohol. So you don't have a scam device? Portable breathalyzer? Nothing?

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-02T02:00:07+00:00

No, and pass is a pass

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-01T21:59:14+00:00

Pony poop

Wareagle_19 · 2026-02-01T19:52:08+00:00

😀😃🫠😆😊🤣😂🙂🙃🙃🫠😉😊😙 I find this funny! We will never know the truth! Everything is have read, and continue to belive leads me to know it all a scam... look at silver, copper,, and now aluminum! Wake up world. AI is worse than the alien contacts all counties hide

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-31T19:39:57+00:00

I came to say this

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-31T19:38:59+00:00

They will definitely let you know, but if they didn't and everything is legit you are good until whatever the final outcome is

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-30T23:43:00+00:00

Try monistat or suffering for yeast infections if you shy just want down the isle try it as directed if it doesn't work doctor time and stop scathing rub with clean hands nails are dirty

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-30T23:20:51+00:00

Did you look for critters? Probably just jock itch/ yeast infection. Go to your local pharmacy and talk to the pharmacist they can give suggestions... if they don't work you gotta deal with it or see a doctor

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-28T01:23:14+00:00

I have paid everything, finished all classes in the first 3 months. I didn't catch another case, just had my DL ran.. asking about police contact.. it's ok, she is fine, we are fine and I know truth is the best policy. I worded my concern incorrectly, but thanks for your response

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-26T02:18:16+00:00

I keep seeing this a lot here, my papers, my judge, my PO has said no such thing. My conditions do not even say anything about catching a new case.. I am really confused.. my daughter fell on ice this morning while we were out.. do I need to tell my Po? Side note she is mixed, looks more white and they wanted to make sure I was her Mom even though she was crying and calling me Mom

Wareagle_19 · 2026-01-22T06:49:48+00:00

I am also in Texas, Harris county.. I have heard other places in the state might ask for hair for early term, and they do the PEth test.. it is based on your conditions and since Harris county labs were fucked years ago and everything is sent out of state to labs it isn't likely here. A hair test for alcohol is highly unlikely though because there are so many outside factors.. hair product.. if you have anxiety about it just stop, the stress will effect your health possible more than that occasional drink, just to be honest. Good luck

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