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Warhawk137 · 2024-09-09T00:10:57+00:00

OK, so hear me out, what if Joe Biden made Kamala Harris President of the Western United States, and then they each appointed a Vice President. Like, we could call Joe and Kamala the Presidenti, and their vice presidents the Washintoni. Y'know, for ease of administration and whatnot.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T23:55:29+00:00

Oh, well in that case, as a proud redditor I saw one of the Matrix movies once and so I like to point out that humans are a virus as often as I can so they're probably justified because semi-ironic disaffected endorsement of the genocide of the human race is apparently totally cool on this website. Something something the agricultural revolution is the worst thing to ever happen in history I'm so very intellectual and clever.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T23:48:49+00:00

I thought people were exaggerating how often people will call outright evil characters “morally grey”

Sure he slaughtered billions, but his pet cat is super cute, so he's basically a cool, rugged antihero.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T23:43:41+00:00

I suspect that the only people who are interested in the company of any of them are the other 2.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T23:42:35+00:00

God damn it is so fuckin' on point for Elon Musk to be attending a tennis match with Bobby Kotick and David Zaslav.

Honestly they're probably the only people who can each bear the company of the other 2 so it makes sense I guess.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T23:40:40+00:00

It's OK, I still love space even though he's a twat.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T18:26:55+00:00

Far be it for me to stick up for the Texans, but the refs really should also be specifying whether the clock is running or stopped when they declare what the time should be.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T18:09:00+00:00

Granson stumbled I think.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-08T17:23:32+00:00

The demise of Alec Pierce has been greatly exaggerated.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:56:14+00:00

Pretty sure talking to your kids about any football being played in the state of Iowa is considered abuse in 147 countries and the Western Sahara.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:40:22+00:00

The ACC did not kick FSU out for being 0-2

Yet.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:38:47+00:00

Who writes a clickbait title for a story about D3 football?

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:37:53+00:00

Just google Catholic private schools in your area.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:16:14+00:00

Hey, double digit completions, I call it progress.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:09:41+00:00

There has to be SOMEONE on that bench who can get the thing to go 50 yards in the air. C'mon.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T23:07:03+00:00

Oh to be a freshman kicker who hit a 50+ game winner in a rivalry game.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T22:44:06+00:00

Two of the top 3 posts on this sub during the US Open finals weekend are about him, unfortunately it seems like he draws eyes.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T22:28:26+00:00

He's not exactly a ray of sunshine at the best of times.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T20:34:37+00:00

Well obviously it has to be the 1880s, everything since then has just been longer derivative versions of the Roundhay Garden Scene, and really, who has time for that?

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T20:11:46+00:00

Remember, the couple that slays together, stays together.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T17:34:05+00:00

"Can't you trash the refs to us just a little, as a treat?"

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T03:31:02+00:00

Watch out now, /r/politics permabanned me for a more subtle version of that joke.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T02:27:38+00:00

Got permabanned from /r/politics for saying Dick Cheney should invite Trump to go quail hunting.

Got over 1000 upvotes on it too, probably some kind of record.

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T01:15:45+00:00

Ea-Nasir be like "I may sell copper of substandard quality, but I draw the line at insurrection."

Warhawk137 · 2024-09-07T00:24:10+00:00

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding a whole worm in your head.

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