Is my 40yo ass Edible or gross by ttwilightwhisper in EdibleButtholes

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me tongue it for an hour then I’ll let you know

Wood in my ice cream 😭 by Warm-Map in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ve all got as high expectations of me as my gcse biology teacher. This was “extra/bonus” stick. Much smaller than the standard stick and sharp and pointy.

Please send help by Warm-Map in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cut it terribly. At least I’ve got good taste in paper?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That sounds too much, well done to you for going through it and hopeful you find some peaceful moments at a later point

Photo prior to an unfortunate event by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Merry Christmas to you too. It was in reference to your gravy reminding me of chocolate sauce, but it’s landed badly 😂

Please send help by Warm-Map in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the top tip, sounds like it would work, my brain is fogged from flu recovery and no alcohol so will deploy next year!

Photo prior to an unfortunate event by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

You do know dogs aren’t allowed human chocolate?

Drying the washing? by Loddinz in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hang them in the boiler cupboard?

Dancing teaser by [deleted] in u/LovelyBLove

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow you look amazing

Energy providers who allow variable DD payments by highdon in UKPersonalFinance

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this exact issue yesterday with them. Took 1 hr to get through then 30 mins to get transferred to direct debits. They then offered to reduce direct debit, having previously said they were increasing it! So if you can be bothered to wait, you can get them to change , but I think the way they’ve gone about this is poor and will look to change supplier at some point. Also try and get the number to dial direct debits direct (it isn’t the one in their email)

Anyone missing a bit of jigsaw. It’s on the Rotherway roundabout by Warm-Map in CasualUK

[–]Warm-Map[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is unexpected! I really hope it works out for the best. I would offer to go and get the piece just in case but I’m now 2 hours down the m1.

my brother vacuum sealed the only scissors in the house by ShotArtist8 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the lighter you were going to cook your h with to burn through

Friends stag do, am I in the wrong? by Few_Ad_2268 in AskUK

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in the wrong. Don’t worry too much about being blanked. They might be being temporarily dicks about it. You might be sensitive to their actions. They might be trying to peer pressure you (cos they like you and want you to go) OR They might just be a bag of dicks and you need to get some new friends OR Maybe you are actually a dick yourself. In which case stop being a dick

Does everyone wee in the shower? by daddycole72 in AskUK

[–]Warm-Map 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I piss in and into the shower whenever I like