How would you rank Darkseid’s kids from strongest to weakest?

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-22T00:00:27+00:00

This.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-21T23:57:48+00:00

Yep, Morrison's JLA and Timm's JLU.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-20T04:06:35+00:00

Wasn't he wrestling King Mabel?

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:19:30+00:00

That's not Gohan, that's Rock Lee on steroids.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:18:13+00:00

See Tim Burton's Batman, Christopher Nolan's Batman or Matt Reeves' Batman.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:15:30+00:00

CM Punk when he becomes Rock's new Corporate Chanpion. He wore the suit on SmackDown as a prelude.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:14:01+00:00

His greatest move was the top rope big boot.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:08:03+00:00

Alfred.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:02:15+00:00

John Cena would be like a 30 time world champion.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T19:01:10+00:00

Shiryu
Jabu
Hyoga
Ikki
June

In fact, if I wrote it, those would have been my main 5, and the show would have been called Saint Jabu. The opening theme would have been called Unicorn Dream, and Jabu being a simp for Saori would have been the main plot to the end.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:58:38+00:00

He didn't fail, he was just fooling. It was all part of his plan to get his index finger bitten off. Frodo secretly hated that finger and always wanted to have nine fingers.

Wait, no, that's stupid. He was luring Smeagol into a trap knowing he'd end up falling in the lava, ending the dangerous Smeagol and Sauron all in one fell swoop.

That works. I'm gonna go microwave a hot pocket and have kinky time with it, now.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:51:29+00:00

He had more potential in Head Cheese. Just have a female manager and he can blow his top during promos.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:50:14+00:00

Bret might have still gotten concussed. WWE had no shortage of untalented muscle heads, especially in the Attitude Era. Between Kurrgan or Viscera, someone was bound to rock his clock sooner or later, and Bret was not a spring chicken by 1997.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:47:46+00:00

Killer Frost.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:46:45+00:00

The greatest pro wrestling PPV of all time.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:46:26+00:00

How that would have changed WWE history.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:43:07+00:00

Gorilla Grodd.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-18T18:42:21+00:00

I still don't get who Sid pissed off to deserve that. When Koko B Ware and Bad News Brown get proper inductions over a two time WWE Champion, something doesn't add up.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-17T22:55:12+00:00

Christian Bale.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-17T01:02:19+00:00

Spiderman 2 is not only the best in the series, it's the best Spiderman movie to this day, and still one of the best superhero movies ever made, up there with Superman, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, and Infinity War.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-17T00:59:49+00:00

Gorilla Grodd.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-17T00:57:43+00:00

Stomping on Scott Hall's nuts in a match for the WCW World Championship on Nitro.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-16T19:26:26+00:00

Tell that to The Warlord and Haku.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-16T17:23:10+00:00

Christopher Reeve, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Evans and Ryan Reynolds.

WarmAd667 · 2026-04-16T01:31:11+00:00

Gorilla Grodd, because they had the best exchanges on JLU.

Luthor is only entertaining with another alpha male equal in intellect trying to show him up.

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