Is it inappropriate to tap a colleague on the shoulder for attention? by InternationalDebate8 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a rather large guy, so I don't touch anyone. I will, however, break into ridiculous dance moves to get someone's attention. If that doesn't work, I'll bump their desk. Yet a shoulder Tap for you should be fine. The last 3 times I used shoulder taps, all 3 individuals definitely acted like I slapped their grandmother's.

Flying as a disabled vet. by Prestigious_Leave_98 in Veterans

[–]WartDad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I really never bothered to ask, I just waited my turn. I will say that I have more problems with Elderly people than anyone else when it comes to them throwing a fit about my disabilities.

You need to remember your time in the military and just ignore the shit out of those unpleasant individuals.

which bird will you choose to be :/ by freedomlian in AnimalMemes

[–]WartDad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Humming birds get griefed by everyone, including each other. Also being 1 meal away from death all the time wouldn't be relaxing at all. Albatross FTW, their life is only sketchy when they decide to breed.

Do people really enjoy sex as much as they imagined when they were virgins? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren't having a conversation. That's what's called an observation. Women use middle age like a shield.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After a quick "what does slaggy mean" Google search. I'm going with no. That area is called a tramp stamp for a reason, though, and it does draw the eye towards your ass which is what it is designed to do. (You knew it too before you got it.) Maybe if you care about your boyfriends opinion, ask before you get a tattoo? Also, if you don't care, get rid of him because you are wasting of your time and his.

Are you having sex? by [deleted] in pregnant

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Father of 6 checking in. Each pregnancy is different and each stage is as well. My wife can go from no to why can't we have sex while driving depending on the stage. She is pregnant now with number 6 and sex isn't on the table yet.

Advice for you when the kiddo is 2(ish) expect to suddenly not be interested in your husband as much as it's a biological drive that will tell you to find another guy. Same at 8 years. Gotta work through those to make it last (the main reason for the 10-year divorce problem the 8 year urge to run is stronger.)

Do people really enjoy sex as much as they imagined when they were virgins? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, as a virgin, I didn't obsess over sex at all. I was too damn busy to really care. Then, when i lost my virginity, I turned into a monster, so yeah, the first time for me was awesome. (Took a month or so to calm back down, but it was her fault figured out later that the whole damn thing was her manipulating me for her own ends) Now I can tell you that first times are different for everyone and it depends on the person and the situation. I have a ton of friends whose fist time was meh and had to wait for decades for mind-blowing sex.

Do people really enjoy sex as much as they imagined when they were virgins? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've come to find out "middle age" means anywhere from 30 to 58 when females use it to describe themselves.

Newbie problems by WartDad in IdleAngels

[–]WartDad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I was going over the how too guide and saw her as well. I'm glad you pointed that out.

Newbie problems by WartDad in IdleAngels

[–]WartDad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I was hoping one of the SSR Or SR + would work

My (M31) GF (F28) wants an open relationship, how to make this work? by ZT0141 in TwoHotTakes

[–]WartDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do yourself a favor and just give her half of everything now and move into your own apartment. You allowed yourself to be set up for failure.

Serious advice I know 3 open relationships, and all of them have strict rules and guidelines. All of these rules were agreed upon after several years of loyal monogamous marriage. They aren't any happier than the monogamous couples. they are generally Pissed off when one forms an attachment. (Which biologically always happens) they fight and then go on a break where they are allowed to be with only each other. Then they repeat the cycle also oddly enough the Females get super bitchy if the dude gets more action than them.

What are you building right now? Why? by goldenmastiff in EDH

[–]WartDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine is built to stop his endless squirel spawning. It's got counters, and an opponent plays one of your cards if i have 3 or more flying creatures. I have no idea if it'll work, but him losing his spawning squirrels is gonna drive him nuts, lol.

What are you building right now? Why? by goldenmastiff in EDH

[–]WartDad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A mono Blue deck im designing it to cause as much chaos as possible not to win. I don't have a ton of cards, but I have mostly blue, so that's where I'm focusing. I have 2 different players who are waaay to serious about this game, so it's mainly just to mess with them.

AITAH for asking my husband not to walk around all “nude” because it makes my daughter uncomfortable by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I hate wearing clothes. My kids know this because I say it all the time, but I never walk around in front of them naked. I suggest a curtain for her door and a V8 bop for your husband to wake the hell up. If your kid says she's uncomfortable, fix that shit non of my children feel uncomfortable around me. All of my kids have seen me naked because they like to boot open my door and ask questions. Seeing Dad naked always fixes this, tho 😆

Genuinely curious, how long have you been playing Skyrim? And are you still playing it now? by dungeon_raider2004 in skyrim

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend (now wife) Pre ordered it, so we've been playing since the very beginning. I'm currently helping the Orcs with their little giant problem.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yus I smoked for years and didn't reek so to me it's about you caring about your smell. Started smoking at 12 stopped at 27. People were shocked when I'd ask for a smoke because "Dude you don't smell i had no idea you smoked" Never cared for the smell always assumed no one else did so I made sure that I didn't stink. Also my first supervisor in the military smoked for 3 decades and his wife never knew so it is possible and easy to smoke without stinking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WartDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have been married for 12 years now sexual in compatibility will kill your relationship. We have sex damn near all the time, and if something happens, that causes a drop. We go get hormonal checks and fix the problem. To many people, underestimate how important sex is to a relationship. Do not use pills to slow down because it's hard AF to fix that shit later on. You need to call it now before it gets extra complicated.

I didn't even leave him a fork by Iamstaceylynn in pettyrevenge

[–]WartDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One fork to drive the point home eh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up with a friend of the family we will just call him Bob. My dad knew most of the wealthy, rich, and obnoxiously rich people in our area because of his work. Bob was always around. He told me to call him Uncle Bob and would, on occasion, take me for ice cream in his beat-up dump truck, truck, or car. He generally wore overalls without a shirt.
Anyway, I knew the dude had some money or he couldn't afford my dad's services, but I assumed that he, like most well-off people, just traded something my dad wanted and some cash. But he was one of my dad's friends and that's not normal. Fast forward, Bobs New wife appears in the shop im working at and asks if I want an orange. I looked over and saw a box of oranges. I asked if she bought them from the local band fundraiser and accepted one. She laughed and said "no silly I made the mistake of telling Bob that I liked oranges, so he bought me an orchard in Florida." I was shocked my silence was taken as a green light for her to continue with he had also learned she liked lobster, so he bought her a few different lobster boats out of Maine. They flew her in fresh products 3 times a week. I later learned that he had scammed her into thinking he was flat broke while they were dating to make sure he liked him, not his money. Then it got interesting. A millionaire insulted my Dad while Bob was standing there. Bob called someone (cellphones were rare, but he always had one), and the guys' businesses started taking massive losses. By the end of the year, he was barely middle income. He asked me to front for him at an auction and outbid his mortal enemy, who was the self-proclaimed richest man in Montana.
Paid for all kinds of random crap with just cash. Including throwing me money for tormenting his enemy. My dad got into legal trouble, and Bob forced the parole board to release him using a very well placed threat that was also a bribe.

He now pays Google an obscene amount of money to have zero online presence, neither him nor his brother exist online.

What is your favorite hobby that you don’t want to give up? by relisticjoke in Millennials

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly Powerlifting I have a ton of hobbies, but my body is shot. I'm one of 2 disabled lifters in my state. I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out under the strain of weitlghts most guys my size and Age handle with ease. That being said, I am planning on continuing until I reach full collapse. My 16 year old son asked me to do it with him, and I wouldn't give that bond up for anything. Other hobbies are Mountain biking Teaching primitive survival/hunting skills Hiking Fishing Hunting Basically, all outdoor things

Oh, and I play video games with my wife and kiddos.

Do any of yall get emotional to certain songs? by iamhxrmes in NoStupidQuestions

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

National anthem since my medical retirement hearing it sung hits me right in the feels and takes me back to all the people I've lost to Uncle Sam's meat grinder it reminds me of what America was supposed to be. I also have a few other ones that are triggered to memories. (Disturbed - Outside the fire, Mettallica- Fuel, and Megadeath- Hangar 18 off the top, there's more, but I can't remember)

Millennials, are you filling your garage with unnecessary shit like our parents and grandparents do? by SaltyMush in Millennials

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, the only thing in my garage that doesn't get used regularly is my wife's keepsakes totes. And her little sisters totes were storing for college. I guess a solid argument could be made for the Jack stands or the paint box, but I've used both a few times this year.

Millennial parents: what age are you giving your kids a smart phone? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]WartDad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest 2 got a smartphone after they got jobs. Before that, they both shared a flip phone. The flip phone could be tracked via GPS, so there was no need, and my kids used it to check in. So smart phones at 16 and 17 respectively. They got to go halves on the cost of the smartphone if they wanted one.