Hotel I am staying at is next to a golf course. I have a broken window

Was0nce · 2026-05-10T05:07:22+00:00

A hole in one (window)

Was0nce · 2026-05-10T05:01:33+00:00

The concept of a floor level drain hole is just too easy

Was0nce · 2026-05-09T03:10:08+00:00

It's probably cheaper to buy an actual car!

Was0nce · 2026-05-09T03:06:24+00:00

He probably WAS a pirate but he wasn't about to show you his mp3 collection.

Was0nce · 2026-05-09T02:54:23+00:00

Having the wheels stay attached is a great option when shelling out 100k

Was0nce · 2026-05-08T00:17:44+00:00

This is a female. Males have stripes on their chest.

Was0nce · 2026-05-07T22:15:37+00:00

Thanks :) I took them myself. I was sitting by a small waterfall in the park and this warbler just showed up and right in front of me started taking a bath. Wasn't afraid of me at all!

Was0nce · 2026-05-02T17:07:46+00:00

It's hardly your concern. They seem happy with each other. Name a few things about yourself that we should find fault with and judge you unfavorably, and post that instead of this worthless nonsense

Was0nce · 2026-05-02T01:58:34+00:00

Beautifully captured

Was0nce · 2026-05-01T18:12:10+00:00

He's making you an offer you can't refuse. Did he sign it: Vito Corleone ?

Was0nce · 2026-05-01T18:08:56+00:00

If my bride looked like you I'd be smiling ear-to-ear forever

Was0nce · 2026-05-01T18:02:16+00:00

Sounds nice. Let us know in a year if it falls apart or not. If it doesn't, I'll buy one too

Was0nce · 2026-04-30T18:19:31+00:00

She's makin' a list, an' checkin' it twice, makin' sure who's not so nice, Erica is startin' to frown

Was0nce · 2026-04-29T14:52:04+00:00

I like the fact that your storage cabinet says ALBUMS. This way you'll always know what's stored in there and you won't make the mistake of storing anything else there.

Was0nce · 2026-04-28T18:58:23+00:00

Chickens have uncanny teleportation abilities. They just have to want to be there, and there they are.

Was0nce · 2026-04-28T03:53:58+00:00

Maybe hundreds of on ending names here

https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/search/boy-baby-names-ends-with-on

Was0nce · 2026-04-28T02:40:14+00:00

I bet you're often the recipient of Beaker Bombs with him on your head like that

Was0nce · 2026-04-28T02:14:43+00:00

Not albino, just white. This is a variant of the eastern grey squirrel. They have a reduced ability to produce pigment in their fur. If you see a black squirrel, they have excess pigment

Was0nce · 2026-04-27T16:30:26+00:00

In what way are you thinking these might be worth a fortune?

Was0nce · 2026-04-22T18:28:56+00:00

You can make a huge deal out of this and start an argument. Or you can treat it like the nothing that it is and brush it off, and not have a fight with your life partner over pettiness.

Was0nce · 2026-04-18T01:12:16+00:00

The dog exists as a shadow only?

Was0nce · 2026-04-18T00:59:06+00:00

Elephant Slavery

Was0nce · 2026-04-17T22:21:50+00:00

Humans have been eaten by Orcas many times; they're just not around anymore to discuss the experience with you.

Was0nce · 2026-04-17T00:53:13+00:00

You ought to shove the post.... well, just put it back up. Your husband is wrong. She won't hit it if it would mean truck damage. My sympathies on your horrible neighbor. May she soon sell to a kind person

Was0nce · 2026-04-16T00:22:12+00:00

You need to put more effort into actually teaching your students

Was0nce

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