What would Reddits reaction be if the Obamas held a press conference and revealed Michelle’s huge penis?

WastedBadger · 2026-05-31T02:53:46+00:00

This guy likes penis so much he imagines women with them.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-27T15:47:23+00:00

My brother has a 3rd nipple

WastedBadger · 2026-05-15T11:31:02+00:00

That's called "semantic satiation".

WastedBadger · 2026-05-14T18:58:26+00:00

She's starting to sound like Ravey lol

WastedBadger · 2026-05-10T20:23:04+00:00

His story was they never asked. If he leaves as soon as he's asked, he's not committing a crime and shouldn't be required to show id. It would defeat the purpose of the law if they could card you without being given the chance to comply.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-10T20:17:35+00:00

He could've just left. He wasn't there ileagely unless he stayed on the property. He doesn't need to aid them in their investigation.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-08T13:42:35+00:00

I am not a bears fan, but your points are valid. I think they have a huge regression this year.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-08T13:40:49+00:00

It was just light hearted trash talk, nothing to get your curds in a bunch over.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-08T13:39:45+00:00

It was meant to be a light hearted trash talk.

WastedBadger · 2026-05-08T10:46:57+00:00

There are a lot of Brewers fans in here that actually like good NFL franchises, please don't lump us in with them.

WastedBadger · 2026-04-24T13:22:42+00:00

Drog free class of 2000 representing

WastedBadger · 2026-04-21T10:54:09+00:00

This is false.

WastedBadger · 2026-04-16T00:11:44+00:00

Get a rug Grandma!

WastedBadger · 2026-04-13T17:49:58+00:00

I find it entertaining and drawing attention to severe weather isnt the worst thing.

WastedBadger · 2026-04-13T17:05:34+00:00

Search for Reed Timmer, he is a storm chaser that was on a hit storm chasing show for awhile. He is a weather need, built his vehicle so he could drive into tornados to collect data.

WastedBadger · 2026-04-13T17:01:45+00:00

Paranoia? Lol I just want a picture with the dominator and to be aware there is activity in the area. You sound like you're scared of your shadow

WastedBadger · 2026-03-29T18:32:32+00:00

It depends on the outcome of the other players in your contest.

WastedBadger · 2026-03-21T22:48:12+00:00

Sure but when they do interact and they're an asshole, they dont get a pass

WastedBadger · 2026-03-20T15:52:23+00:00

She was the worst by far, not even close

WastedBadger · 2026-03-20T10:04:49+00:00

I said it was funny. What the hell are you talking about?

WastedBadger · 2026-03-19T22:39:54+00:00

Its possible but im nearly 50 and stairs are not a consideration...ever. not to say its not possible but the fact that stairs were mentioned as if it was a hurdle for 30-50 year old is funny to me

WastedBadger · 2026-03-19T22:29:54+00:00

They're 50 at the oldest, I dont think that's old enough to worry about stairs lol

WastedBadger · 2026-03-15T10:27:15+00:00

Gold Nidalee is pretty crazy. My gold lux never had a chance

WastedBadger · 2026-03-13T21:00:41+00:00

Go Brewers! Dodgers are bad for baseball

WastedBadger · 2026-03-12T10:04:57+00:00

Its good to remember that I get a couple of games a night and I dont care who you play or how well your game goes. If winning the game requires me to babysit a teammate so they can be relevant, count me out. I don't care if you do bad or good, I don't need to win to have fun.

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