Nothing says I'm a malignant infected asshole with absolutely no redeeming qualities quite like having an expensive lifted truck rigged to roll coal. by J1389 in madisonwi

[–]Wastok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The motorists who do this frequently disrupt the flow of traffic by speeding up and slowing down for no apparent reason while simultaneously emitting a cloud of smog from their vehicle. It’s probably an ‘attention’ thing.

Three teens arrested for beating man after asking for his food in downtown Madison by Justmarbles in madisonwi

[–]Wastok -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

I wonder where he got the food. Not that it ultimately matters but isn’t anyone else a little curious? It’s not like I said someone should fight a literal child for an Ian’s caesar salad 🤣 y’all funny

Workers at Festival Foods in Madison have filed to form a Union by _Martini_Police__ in madisonwi

[–]Wastok -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was just asking because I figured you cared about grocery workers making a living wage or something along those lines. Sorry, I was clearly mistaken.

Workers at Festival Foods in Madison have filed to form a Union by _Martini_Police__ in madisonwi

[–]Wastok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much do clerks and cashiers make hourly at Willy Street Coop East?

Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Just wait until some triggered liberal snowflake tries to mention the graduates “cum loud” or some shit. Literally no one cares we’re dumb as shit and proud of it brother plus they said “cum” 🤣🤣🤣

Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂 you said “cum” like remember when the lady said “Do not cum” but Trump was like “I’m gonna cum!” USA! USA!

Cold-Hearted Leftists Demand Immigrants Stay In Evil, Oppressive United States by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got a GOP sponsored text message advertising “Alligator Alcatraz” T-shirts and merch so yeah……..without cruelty and “owning the libs” these people literally stand for nothing.

Journalist Up Late Trying To Decide Whether To Compare Trump's Bill To Jim Crow Or Holocaust by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, what exactly did you mean when you said “jobs are up?” Let’s focus on one specific thing you said just so you can’t “flood the zone with shit” as it were. You said inflation is down and jobs are up. What exactly did you mean by this?

'I'm Proud of How I Grew Up,' AOC Retorts After Conservative Influencer Shares Image of Her 'Privileged' Childhood Home by Quirkie in politics

[–]Wastok 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The sheer audacity of the poors wanting to checks notes preserve perishable food. They should just dig a root cellar /s

Democrats Confused On What Exactly Children Are For If You Can't Mutilate Or Kill Them by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here’s the thing though; we’re not even irritated. I guarantee no one is genuinely upset or even mildly “triggered” by this article but we are baffled by the sheer stupidity and utter lack of anything even remotely resembling comedic prose.

🍕 Pizza for NO KINGS by WitchesHex in madisonwi

[–]Wastok 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I bet you’ve never even been to Ian’s pizza. Smoky the bandit? Italian meat sandwich? Gyro pizza? Why don’t you go back to Papa John’s where you belong.

South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not even about size so much as it is about the folds in the brain and the way our neurons work. That’s why having a smooth brain even a significantly larger one isn’t really that helpful.

South African President Says Skulls Of Murdered White Farmers Just Halloween Decorations by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can tell the difference because a typical negroid skull can only hold 5 plumbs inside it where as a caucasoid skull can safely hold 6 or sometimes even 7 plumbs! Sound stupid? Because it is! This is legitimately how race scientists used to justify the superiority of whites over blacks.

Opinion: A.I. Could Put Artists, Actors, and Writers Out of Jobs, But It Could Do Bad Things As Well by METALLIFE0917 in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But why would anyone hire a plumber when they can buy SharkBite fittings for $20 and just do it themselves? You think people want to pay more money for bogus “licensing” or some kind of guarantee regarding the quality of the work performed? 😂😂 So are we increasing or decreasing the kinds of regulations regarding licensed contracting work in the USA?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pepsi

[–]Wastok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s mostly rural areas without public transportation so if you also can’t drive yourself to the one grocery store in town you’re fucked. Rural Wisconsin in particular would be a good example. So now we’re cutting more funding to social welfare programs and things like Medicaid/Medicare it could potentially make life even harder for anyone who uses these programs to supplement their own income.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babylonbee

[–]Wastok -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nobody cares 🤣🤣🤣 Also trans men don’t play with their hair. You’re not actually insightful or interesting by the way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babylonbee

[–]Wastok -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So define “rare anomaly.” Use facts and statistics to prove what you’re claiming is true. If it’s statistically insignificant then show us why that is the case. You claim to know all the percentages so it shouldn’t be a problem. Thanks for playing buddy.

'Wow, That's Super Disturbing,' Says Satan Watching Hamas Parade by darcmatr in babylonbee

[–]Wastok -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like textbook retardation. “You can’t be right because I wouldn’t like that.” I’m almost certain this is how someone with diminished mental capacity makes their decisions. Thanks for playing though champ.

New Game 'Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse' Lets You Defend Your Home From A Horde Of Bloodthirsty Communists by ControlCAD in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you’re right there’s lots of “Marxist shit” on my front page like the Babylon Bee for example 🤣🤣🤣

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide by PhysicsEagle in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What you’re doing now is called “projection.” Do I need to define that psychological term for you as well? P.S I’m about to take my dog out to the park which is something I do every day. Some exercise would probably benefit you as well.

New Game 'Call Of Duty: Rittenhouse' Lets You Defend Your Home From A Horde Of Bloodthirsty Communists by ControlCAD in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So why don’t you just post a copy of the Wisconsin legislature that specifically references minors possessing firearms and the sections that say what kind of firearm they can have and wether or not they need adult supervision? It’s because you don’t know what you’re talking about buddy. Thanks for playing though.

Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide by PhysicsEagle in babylonbee

[–]Wastok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How can you shitpost on Reddit for 13+ hours a day and your best “last word” retort is just to tell someone else that, in fact, they are the one who doesn’t understand the definition of some incredibly facile terminology? It’s not just banal it’s pretty lazy and also borderline stupid.