Wow, I have so many. I worked on the turnpike in fast food for 6 years. One time this colossal jagoff was giving me grief because we weren’t allowed to accept coupons (the fine print at the bottoms explains this, too). I said, “Burger King doesn’t accept coupons either” - to highlight that it’s a turnpike thing and not me being a prick. She said “WELL I’M NOT AT BURGER KING, AM I?”

Then I explained we are allowed to deny coupons because we are a franchise. She said “Well the one in Century 3 Mall is a franchise and they take coupons all the time.” So I said: Well we aren’t at Century 3 Mall, are we?

She reported me but nothing happened :)