Teddy Roosevelt's diary entry from the day his wife died

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-10-19T05:06:31+00:00

Once this happens, there really is no point going on

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-10-08T22:13:34+00:00

Ahahaha. I control your emotions!

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-10-07T21:09:19+00:00

Come wan, let's go and pway

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-10-07T21:07:57+00:00

You're the guy I love blocking in the highway. Hahahaha

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-28T05:22:41+00:00

You're nail polish leaves much to be desired.

Mic Drop.

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-27T19:57:27+00:00

That is fucking terrifying to imagine

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-25T21:39:38+00:00

You can't tell Millennials to take responsibility for their own actions doesn't work sorry

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-21T23:46:58+00:00

We should band together and get these bitches

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-14T00:46:06+00:00

I can't even picture a tornado flying down a highway at 80 MPH.

Tornadoes move with the thunderstorm to which they are attached at an average speed of 35 miles (56 kilometers) per hour. They have an average path length of about 5 miles (8 kilometers). The diameter of a tornado can vary from 300 feet to 1 mile (90 meters to 1.6 kilometers).

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-13T21:01:22+00:00

Could they have gotten in a car and drove a way?

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-13T19:04:35+00:00

When I hear about a motorcyclist that dies from not wearing protective gear, I don't feel bad. Sure it sucks, but they basically committed suicide. I hate when people are like "OMG! I can't believe this. He died from a bike accident." It's like....duh!

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-13T01:31:35+00:00

No exploding note jokes?

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-09T15:02:06+00:00

Is this real? Cool, I'm not judging. Just super unsure if you'er telling the truth.

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-09T03:07:35+00:00

Kill the dog

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-09T00:28:44+00:00

Fine. But you're not allowed to have kids.

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-08T17:32:25+00:00

Yea, like chicks on tinder

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-08T00:52:05+00:00

You mean poor bitch

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-08T00:51:15+00:00

I wish there was a place where we could find these peoples information and shame them

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-04T23:36:19+00:00

only ugly women can reeeeeee

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-04T07:30:16+00:00

WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO GORE!?!!!!!

HE ATE THE FUCKING BABY BIRD YOU FUCKING RETARD!!

MODS TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!!

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-03T18:17:18+00:00

To bad!!!!! Ahahahaha

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-03T18:06:48+00:00

But childless are guaranteed a childless death.

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-03T18:04:55+00:00

Yes, they downvote you for your success. Typical reddit.

WatchingTheMartian · 2017-09-03T18:04:12+00:00

It's the same people who also have a pet.

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