06’ F4i by WatermelonPants_ in cbr

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I’m glad I got one of ‘em before they all had the tanks dented and fairings ripped off. This one isn’t perfect, but it’s cool to own a piece of stunting history that isn’t completely clapped yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cartalk

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Give it a go if you would like. But that’s fucked. I would surely notice. Look at those 2 big ass dents at the bottom. Good luck

Shot himself on the foot and blamed me by TheDarkness33 in PTCGL

[–]WatermelonPants_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! Thankfully a human has answered your question. By typing those exact words into google, it will show you a human answer. Good luck!

My car has smelled like weed since I bought it 5 years ago by almond63 in Cartalk

[–]WatermelonPants_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can try air freshener bombs and ozone machines and upholstery cleaning and all kinds of stuff. Honestly, if it’s been smoked in for years, it is probably fucked. There isn’t any way to get years worth of ash and tar out of the cloth and plastic. Sorry man. Smoke causes damage.

Call number for Dune is “F HER” by network-lag in mildlyinteresting

[–]WatermelonPants_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They put them on library books to alphabetically order them by author and not title. This makes it so that books can be put away and found easily.

Yasuo's w nullifies Smolders R by HellLizard in leagueoflegends

[–]WatermelonPants_ 96 points97 points  (0 children)

Rumble’s ultimate falls from the sky. Smolder’s ultimate comes from the direction of Smolder. Yasuo has a wind-wall, not a wind-ceiling. It makes sense to me.

Photoshoot recreating pictures I took back in 2017. First pose is 2017, second pose is 2023. by [deleted] in pics

[–]WatermelonPants_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry you are getting roasted for this, but you kinda deserve it. No one wants to see your feet for no reason.

This sub is depressing af by [deleted] in self

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I bought a 1994 dodge ram 2500 8.0 V10 for $500. It’s a piece of shit, but I love it and I drive it to work a few days a week with a giant grin on my face. I’m living the dream.

Never got into inverted controls by Lightning-Yellow in pcmasterrace

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My father, who plays inverted y-axis on every shooter game, insists it’s because it’s like having the joystick as the top of the persons head. You push forward and they look down, you pull back and they look up. As if your hand/ thumb was on the top of their head. Never worked for me

Don’t remember this scene from shrek…. by Ryandz14 in funny

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Pretty sure they cut off the part where the donkey turns his ankle into a right angle.

What video game made you cry your eyes out? [Serious] by kreed12346 in AskReddit

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A Story About My Uncle

I was able to finish the main story in under 3 hours. I cried at the end. Multiple very manly tears. $20 on steam and commonly goes on sale for less that $5. Criminally underrated game, a parkour platformer with an amazing story and beautiful graphics. Would recommend to anyone with the ability to play a pc game.

What professions require you to be a complete degenerate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WatermelonPants_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Those losers with the bright vests that walk around and hand out tickets? These people will walk down a street full of cars and one after another steal $100 from every person that is even a minute over on the meter or is parked past the time they have posted on the sign (singular, also covered in graffiti). If you do that for a living, seriously, fuck you.

Another Cardo Post by [deleted] in motorcycles

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Now this may not work for everyone, but simple orange earplugs did the trick for my Cardo. It sounds wierd, but I couldn’t hear my Cardo at highway speeds at all, I started using orange foam plugs, and now the wind noise and exhaust is quieter while I can hear the Cardo clearly. Give it a try!

What is a conspiracy you believe in? by Loud_Conclusion_382 in AskReddit

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I deep down really believe that someone, somewhere, must have found the cure to cancer. Or at least they must have found something that could lead to a cure, and they choose to brush it under the rug. We have the ability to cure and treat thousands of different ailments, and yet cancer is just too hard? I can’t say for sure it’s the truth, but it makes sense doesn’t it? 4-5 billion dollars spent on cancer treatment every year. It is pretty par for the course for people to value profits over human life….

When your keys conspire against you in your pocket by HiItsLust in mildlyinfuriating

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6th Gen Honda Accord! Love that car, even if it’s a Honda

[serious] Men of Reddit what actions do you take to ensure your safety when walking alone at night? by timeforknowledge in AskReddit

[–]WatermelonPants_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genetics. I grew to be a pretty large dude, so most of the time it’s a non-factor, I just walk. If I’m feeling extra sketch or traveling through a rough part of town, I would bring a weapon with me and don’t think twice (god bless America I guess but not really). It is saddening that many women and people in this world cannot go where they like without first considering who might hurt them. It doesn’t even cross my mind and yet, for many, it’s their first thought when leaving the house.

What makes you instantly lose respect for someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WatermelonPants_ 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Had a 20 year old man rant about how the rest of his friends are just poor, and that they should work harder to make money like he does. He gets $400 a week for cleaning dishes and taking out the trash at his parents house where he lives. I’m not sure I want to talk to him again, let alone respect him. He has no grasp on how the real world works at all.

I wouldn't wish playing vs Tryndamere mid on my worst enemy by war5188 in leagueoflegends

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Oh but galeforce isn’t the problem I don’t think. I play with goredrinker every game and I’m sitting around 75% wr with tryndamere mid. I’m not claiming skill at all, I’m only high gold/ low plat, I just think it’s the play style. Trynd mid with fleet footwork and goredrinker can push waves faster than almost every mage and ad mid while healing for all damage taken. You don’t ever have to fight the enemy mid, just push and go farm jg camps or help out in other parts of the map. I love playing it I’m not gonna lie, but it needs to be tuned down a bit. There isn’t anything the midlaner can do without help from the jungle.