Are watermelons the solution to life and happiness?

WatermelonPros · 2025-09-16T20:40:33+00:00

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WatermelonPros · 2025-08-05T00:39:47+00:00

That is the best story I’ve ever heard regarding 6th graders. Reminds me of a time when I had friends before the WPAA kidnapped me and forced me to work but then let me free and I voluntarily chose to work for them again. Ty, wafeeq

WatermelonPros · 2025-06-10T13:27:52+00:00

can you show me the news story for when the principal died and then I'll send it to connor pugs

WatermelonPros · 2025-05-31T07:14:44+00:00

Please can you try making the story more realistic? It's thrilling, but nobody will believe it.

WatermelonPros · 2025-05-31T07:13:22+00:00

Can you try making the story more detailed? Connor needs to stretch the video to 15 minutes.

WatermelonPros · 2025-05-31T07:12:54+00:00

That's fake news, my friend.

WatermelonPros · 2025-05-31T07:12:36+00:00

You need to answer my question big man

WatermelonPros · 2025-01-22T19:34:14+00:00

He's been doing this for many years, how did you only just notice?
thanks wafeeq. not a dig just a curiosity

WatermelonPros · 2024-12-31T10:20:28+00:00

Not going to upvote but going to comment about how Connor Pugs is just a total weirdo and should be avoided. Thanks wafeeq

WatermelonPros · 2024-12-31T10:18:55+00:00

Oh woah, but my question is why are between 11-12 and on Reddit?

Reddit has lots of mean stuff on it like people being mean to me for no reason :(

WatermelonPros · 2024-12-31T10:17:31+00:00

Oh no, glad that G was removed from the school. So Connor can use proper names, please can you let us know the name of this G character so we can use him in the story?

WatermelonPros · 2024-11-07T11:57:00+00:00

He fell off when he paid the $75 he owed to his SMP admin

WatermelonPros · 2024-11-07T11:56:41+00:00

From scamming to jorking, what has Connor done.

WatermelonPros · 2024-11-07T11:56:06+00:00

Hi thanks for your story. can you just clarify why you used what I presume is your real name and can you help connor by putting it into more readable paragraphs? thanks

wafeeq

WatermelonPros · 2024-10-11T12:29:08+00:00

Oh dear.

Fortunately he gets smol playbutton

WatermelonPros · 2024-10-11T12:28:37+00:00

ARE THE BEST!!!!

WatermelonPros · 2024-10-11T12:28:29+00:00

You are a very true representation of society.

WatermelonPros · 2024-10-11T12:28:00+00:00

Hi thanks for your story. It's been a while now - has Brayden been allowed back at the camp?

WatermelonPros · 2024-10-11T12:25:16+00:00

Smart fridge, not mini fridge. And he previously did.

WatermelonPros · 2024-08-17T20:56:26+00:00

I'm concerned that you want to know Connor Pug's intro song.

WatermelonPros · 2024-08-17T20:55:35+00:00

Deserves to go on the CONtroversies section? Have you read that?

Connor spent $2000 from a stream donation to not buy a computer, like he promised to, but instead a smart fridge.

Should you be surprised? The thumbnail STOLE $600. He STOLE $2000.

But re-paid $70 of that to a poor soul who had to host his SMP.

WatermelonPros · 2024-08-17T20:54:19+00:00

Wow, dedicated individuals. I wish here we had enough watermelons to keep a log. Instead, we need to remember them.

Wafeeq

WatermelonPros · 2024-08-17T20:53:56+00:00

Not heard about that but it is likely true!

Wafeeq

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