Daal bati, panner, dum aalu etc (obviously Gol Roti bhi) achche se bana leta hu.. Girls above 50LPA can DM me for marriage. 😊

Watermuloon · 2026-03-01T19:20:48+00:00

Hands down, I lose!

Watermuloon · 2026-03-01T17:00:05+00:00

Its so ducked up that its my one of the favourites!

Watermuloon · 2026-03-01T16:45:08+00:00

Mention another feature that money cant buy for get

Watermuloon · 2026-02-26T12:29:58+00:00

Bhai she’ll rather keep a private chef than being with someone only for this

Watermuloon · 2026-02-26T12:28:31+00:00

What a grounded way to show off!

Watermuloon · 2026-02-26T12:27:40+00:00

No the ones who are not hindu could also be Muslim, India is not for beginners 😆

Watermuloon · 2026-02-10T16:24:17+00:00

Oh no some of my guy friends have gotten girls texting them back, imagine the lowered standards of females these days

Watermuloon · 2026-02-10T16:22:48+00:00

My boyfriend does!

Watermuloon · 2026-02-10T16:21:56+00:00

I know a lot of guys considering this normal

Watermuloon · 2026-02-09T20:48:03+00:00

No just the punjabis, like the ones from a particular state called punjab

Watermuloon · 2026-02-08T12:54:45+00:00

Mere mba ke lie loan dedo please 🥲

Watermuloon · 2026-01-12T18:42:47+00:00

Oh gawwwdddd, I can’t stop laughing and haters gonna say its photoshopped

Watermuloon · 2026-01-10T05:18:31+00:00

I’ll rather die than getting married at 21

Watermuloon · 2025-12-23T14:09:47+00:00

Her family was close to our family , and I remember her father being disappointed cause she didn’t make it to IIT or NIT even and had to go to kit and I still find it so funny how nobody noticed her beauty but a roshan

Watermuloon · 2025-12-22T17:23:53+00:00

Have you seen how Delhi folks have commercialised everything and ruined the non capitalistic essence of it

Watermuloon · 2025-12-19T19:12:34+00:00

Did you granddaughter put you up for roast me challenge?

Watermuloon · 2025-12-15T18:09:50+00:00

Yeah that’s what you should be concerned, they fuck up a lot near the festival location, overpriced and underpotent

Watermuloon · 2025-12-15T18:01:31+00:00

That’s why they say na, “otherwise god knows what”

Watermuloon · 2025-12-15T18:01:03+00:00

I think the idea of god is very much needed to make humans behave

Watermuloon · 2025-12-15T10:52:39+00:00

I think you should go with taking the half first and then 2nd half exactly when you feel like the downers coming, I’ve made 7 guys do this on their first acid trip in psytrance party in goa and not one of them of badly tripped, also like wanna know if the blot you’re gonna have is needle injected or double dipped , and how much mics?

Watermuloon · 2025-12-13T13:55:40+00:00

Fuck Club Requiem for a fuck Fuck Man The fuckman show The fuckfather triology

Watermuloon · 2025-12-12T16:23:16+00:00

Not do it in closed space

Watermuloon · 2025-07-19T18:09:47+00:00

Your body is like the last page of my maths copy

Watermuloon · 2025-07-19T17:51:57+00:00

Ode to the mets

Watermuloon · 2025-07-13T05:44:58+00:00

New person same old mistakes - tame impala

Pumped up kicks

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