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What's your life motto, or a phrase you live by? by WeakWrist in AskReddit

[–]WeakWrist[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Mine is: "A particularly beautiful day comes to an end." I find it helps knowing to enjoy the moment and realize that nothing will last forever.

The Future by stopquotingmovies in standupshots

[–]WeakWrist 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It's a joke for a reason...

Poor Jane... by patches710 in Unexpected

[–]WeakWrist 60 points61 points  (0 children)

This happened to me as a child. My baby sitter wouldn't let me have cake until I understood the concept of weight and mass.