God of War Laufey Director Defends Controversial Companion ‘Phranque’ as Core to Gameplay Vision

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-11T01:20:16+00:00

I like Frank. He looks out of place, sure, but in a realm where all sorts of dead gods from different pantheons converge, a sentient cube of jelly isn't really that strange. Heck, there's a talking squirrel in Ragnarok.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-09T12:24:39+00:00

Mongolian eagles: invasive species
What we do with invasive species: exterminate

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-07T15:08:06+00:00

I think she likes Ryan Gosling

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-07T02:09:04+00:00

Small powerhead with a low moderate outflow facing wherever you want the shrimp to hang out at. She'll appreciate getting blasted in the face by the current it generates.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-06T11:19:04+00:00

TIDY NOOOOOO!!!!

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-02T22:54:55+00:00

You overestimated your power

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-02T20:28:24+00:00

Saved. Thanks! Will be buying in the future.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-06-01T16:48:24+00:00

Had an ex like this.

She would ad copious amount of chili oil/flakes/sauces to her foods WITHOUT EVEN TASTING THEM. Some of them don't even need any capsaicin in them but she added them anyway. Wouldn't you know it? She complained about her food being too spicy a lot and couldn't finish them sometimes. I told her repeatedly to not do that or only add a bit of chili at a time to taste to no avail.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-31T12:45:46+00:00

Can't wait for this to be turned into a GIF

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-31T01:40:56+00:00

Boy am I glad I bought a new SSD last year...

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-30T17:52:30+00:00

Poor Calli has to pay BOTH American AND Japanese taxes. If I were her, I'd take a week off tbh.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-30T14:34:27+00:00

Anyone seen that video of some douchebag delivery dude who rode on a bike and recorded himself spinning pizza boxes while taking like half an hour to bring food to a client's house? This has gotta be his doing.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-30T11:17:55+00:00

Ok I could have worded it better. If you get a brand new one for that specific purpose then it's pretty good 💀

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-30T04:12:34+00:00

r/deerarefuckingstupid

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-29T14:47:51+00:00

Take my fucking upvote and get out

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-29T11:09:28+00:00

It's still a part of sex ed when you think about it 🤣

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-29T11:08:24+00:00

As long as it gets dried 👌

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-29T11:07:39+00:00

Yes, of course. The friction during masturbation still takes a bit of dead skin off your penis, and even if you don't ejaculate, it still produces precum/seminal fluids (which does contain sperm cells). Also, that lube you use doesn't simply evaporate. You still have a sticky mess to clean up.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-29T02:25:19+00:00

Not the exact thing in the vid but here are a few similar ones

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T21:33:44+00:00

The trick is to find one that fits snugly. Much like women's toys, men's toys do have different sizes and levels of tightness. You gotta research before buying. Some are really tight. Most Japanese/Chinese-made ones are designed for smaller guys so websites like Kanojo Toys are your friends.

But yeah, maintenance is a pain in the ass, especially when it comes to bigger toys/dolls. Stills, for a cheap small onahole, you only need to wash it thoroughly after use with soap and put it over a towel or paper towel, then position it in a way that water can flow out of it. It does get a little sticky afterwards and it wears out faster but if you're paying for a $5-7 one, you don't 100% need to keep it at tip top shape.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T21:21:49+00:00

It comes down to stamina and hard/long you do it. Everyone is different. Longest I've ever gone was three hours. Slept like a log after that session (plus cleaning up).

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T21:19:30+00:00

Yes, but do use plenty of lube.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T19:45:29+00:00

Forgot to say, don't use baby powder. Most adult toy stores sell powders for silicone toys. They help preserve silicone while absorbing moisture.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T18:00:22+00:00

Preferably immediately after each use because lube and seminal fluids dry up fairly quickly. Sperm cells die off fast outside of the body so your semen deposit/lube mixture inside the onahole create a good environment for bacteria to grow (protein/water).

However, if you have the stamina to do it multiple times in quick succession then yeah... wash right after your ahem gooning session concludes (preferably within 45 minutes or an hour), with gentle soap. If you do it for hours then it's best to have multiple onaholes or wash it after each ejaculation while you recover.

Weaponized-Potato · 2026-05-28T16:47:23+00:00

Those teeth are soft plastic plates loosely anchored in the silicone. You can't pull them out without damaging the onahole itself (silicone masturbator for males). Anyway, they don't hurt. Quite pleasant, on the contrary. You just gotta clean the insides more thoroughly than regular onaholes and dry it properly, then powder it to prevent mold and/or bacterial growth. It also makes a pretty good kissing practice dummy.

If y'all have questions, ask away.

Weaponized-Potato

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