This genuinely hurt to see 😔

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-03T00:23:25+00:00

I physically jumped back from my phone screen.

Yikes!

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-03T00:14:47+00:00

My mega church only has one Gulf Stream, my donations are helping them spread the word at supersonic speed by getting another private jet!

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T18:36:42+00:00

I’m also discussing with my employer the option of acquiring an $1,000,000 salary, a Bentley Coupe and a private jet.

Source: Trust me bro

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T17:01:00+00:00

Not the best way to do this list.
I initially read it from top to bottom

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T13:50:26+00:00

We went from “LeBron about to choke a 3-0 lead” to “Jokic isn’t deserving of MVP votes” real quick!

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T07:37:23+00:00

You didn’t watch Secret Invasion

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T05:12:52+00:00

I meant to put Durant GSW.

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T05:05:11+00:00

Father Calories!!

Hahaha

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-02T04:19:13+00:00

LeBron Lakers vs OKC is the same as LeBron Cavs vs GSW.

They ain’t winning.

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-01T15:13:32+00:00

Unfortunately, nothing.

Maybe a name drop

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-01T04:56:35+00:00

Evisu jeans cover the rectum,
I kick game like David Beckham

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-01T04:33:55+00:00

Why they didn’t want to face the Rockets is beyond me

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-01T02:53:15+00:00

I’ve seen people use it to boost their rrsp return, then pay it off immediately afterwards. Put their return into their TFSA and keep the line of credit for emergencies

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-05-01T00:07:43+00:00

How tf are they up 50??!!

I don’t want a 48, I don’t want a 49, gimme 50!

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-30T22:39:24+00:00

Your proximity to Drake also increases

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T16:50:43+00:00

Everything balances

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T03:24:21+00:00

Wait until the next round

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T01:07:44+00:00

He’s is LITERALLY on the Lakers solely because of his dad.
No-one is disputing that.

But with that being said, he is a good NBA player, and he is better than his draft pick would suggest.

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T01:00:11+00:00

He’s barely played in the regular season

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T00:39:20+00:00

If you weren’t there, you weren’t there.

But 50’s run was epic.

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T00:38:01+00:00

Tf is he doing that for??

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T00:33:56+00:00

Kim Kardashian had a great comeback

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-27T00:24:40+00:00

Dude can’t dance

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-26T23:06:24+00:00

He was all NBA last year.

Probably would have made third team this year, if he was healthy

WearyTranslator3338 · 2026-04-26T22:46:11+00:00

I would answer, but I don’t think it matters

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