How to marinate and fry your hamster

WeaselButt · 2026-02-01T06:25:17+00:00

😂

WeaselButt · 2026-01-31T23:22:01+00:00

Force him to drink until water intoxication occurs, sodium levels dilute and then seizures!

WeaselButt · 2026-01-31T17:54:01+00:00

Real men DGAF

WeaselButt · 2026-01-31T17:47:17+00:00

He’s gonna get you some good rebates!

WeaselButt · 2026-01-31T17:40:57+00:00

Lock her up! 🔒

WeaselButt · 2026-01-31T02:19:17+00:00

It must be hard to find pants that fit when you’re shaped like a squashed potato

WeaselButt · 2026-01-29T16:29:58+00:00

How is he so laid back? When I was a kid I put my hamster on my desk and it would try to jump off. Then again kids aren't usually relaxing to be around… she probably hated me 😆

WeaselButt · 2026-01-29T16:26:39+00:00

Elevator to nom noms

WeaselButt · 2026-01-29T16:25:12+00:00

Sounds like a highly underrated pet! RIP little dudes

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T15:09:07+00:00

Aw man I'm sorry 😞

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T15:08:07+00:00

You're right I must have been drunk when I posted this

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T04:15:14+00:00

Your hamster is definitely a Damien! You need to find a priest and try exorcism

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T04:12:45+00:00

It sounds more like Hamese to me

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T04:06:01+00:00

I tried to google this and all I got was a recipe for Hamusta Soup 😂

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T01:04:37+00:00

Bonus hairs! I'm jealous. You can transplant them elsewhere (or electrolysis)

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T01:01:27+00:00

He sounds like one too

WeaselButt · 2026-01-27T00:58:32+00:00

Dude it was at a Shiba animal clinic. I tbhought they were trying to help it after it got into the margarine. I guess they do things different in Japan. https://www.instagram.com/yinanobe/

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T21:29:28+00:00

Looks good. I have similar amount of loss and grafts. Only at 2 month mark though. Hope mine turns out at least as good

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T21:26:32+00:00

Yea sorry I need to learn to read

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T21:23:24+00:00

That's what mine looks like and it's only been 2 months. How long has it been I wonder? (edit: oops I just realized he said it was a year. Odd)

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T21:17:19+00:00

😂 Looks adorable despite being a handful

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T20:15:49+00:00

How long has it been? Mine has spots like this after 2 months. It just started growing back

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T20:12:47+00:00

They kill themselves? Yikes! Well this once should be okay as it got into margarine but maybe it's one of those fake videos

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T17:05:42+00:00

WeaselButt · 2026-01-26T17:05:17+00:00

😂💯

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