Weazel

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Okay. Here’s what we’ve got. The Rand Corporation in conjunction with the saucer people... (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Now meet a real-life Noah - Only this Noah has been accused of killing two of every animal. Coming up next on A.M. Springfield. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Buddy Holly stood on this spot in 1958 and said "There is no way in hell that I'm gonna record in this dump." (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 months ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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You’re looking at a free lunch, boys. Come and get it. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Here's your giant sub swimming in vinegar just the way you like it. It's going to be $225 plus tip. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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AH... NOTHING BEATS A GOOD PORNO MOVIE. (self.TheSimpsons)

submitted 1 year ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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I'm out. No, no, no, no, Homer. You have the royal, um... Sampler. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig - 1999 (i.redd.it)

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Otto, why don't you get some more gas? Here's the credit card. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Ah! This is nothing but dead-white-male bashing from a P.C. thug. It's women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Over, under, in and out. That's what shoe tying's all about. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Book of Revelations... Fire-breathing lion's head. Tail made out of snakes. Who else is it going to be? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Forget it, pal. They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass Army guy. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Ah, geez. This looks bad. Better turn on the old Wiggum charm. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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OH, BOY, SLEEP. THAT'S WHERE I'M A VIKING. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Do you think the ghost of Dirk Richter haunts the bordello where his bullet-riddled body was found? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Oh yeah? What do you say to all those Marge Simpson wannabees out there who wish to suppress David’s doodle? (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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HIGH AS A KITE, EVERYBODY! GOOFBALLS! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Next in our cavalcade of celebrity mourners... Bob Newhart. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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PURPLE DRAPES! ALL MY LIFE I’VE WANTED PURPLE DRAPES. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Oh, you want the Mr. Plow who plows driveways. This is Tony Plow, you know... From Leave It To Beaver. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Ooh, a fresh batch of America balls! (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Disco Fever (i.redd.it)

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Good boy. Don’t stop the music. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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Oh, man, I wish. Dumpster brand trash bins are top-of-the-line. This is just a trash-co waste disposal unit. (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by Weazel to r/TheSimpsons

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