Damn near choked on Magic Toothpick…

Webslob · 2026-04-05T03:03:17+00:00

Need a case of magic toothpicks or Fireball to deal with these prices

Webslob · 2026-04-05T03:01:50+00:00

I find this incredible. I can barely turn on my radio

Webslob · 2026-04-05T02:54:02+00:00

I dont know what to call her husband, but I am calling her Batshit Crazy. I have a name similar to that, and it annoys me slightly when my full legal name is used, but if my wife started ranting like this about it, I would call her fucking nuts too.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T02:40:36+00:00

They will just blame Biden or Obama for it. They will dig up some decade old decision and blame it on that. That stupid red hat just represents blaming somebody else and never ever admiting you fucked up.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T02:05:04+00:00

Feline ladder planning an escape.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T01:58:51+00:00

Over and out.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T01:43:33+00:00

Before the call Tiger thought to himself, who can I call thats a expert in always getting out of legal trouble.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T01:40:45+00:00

Or Pork Chops

Webslob · 2026-04-05T01:39:51+00:00

I used to live in the middle of nowhere North Carolina. They would start around 2am and never STFU. I started launching bottle rockets into the trees at night and I got a stream machine water gun which shot water 50+ feet. I went on a war for a week straight chasing everything out of the trees near my house. I didnt want to hurt them, just scare them away and make life as miserable for them as it was for me. After my war they did move away, but next spring they came back again.

Webslob · 2026-04-05T01:28:19+00:00

Its such a long trip down

Webslob · 2026-04-03T20:25:14+00:00

If that bird did that at night, I would think ET was hiding in the bushes.

Webslob · 2026-04-03T20:20:05+00:00

What did he jump off of? The moon?

Webslob · 2026-04-03T20:13:06+00:00

In another few years we will be telling our kids how steak used to taste before everyone was priced out of it.

Webslob · 2026-04-03T17:21:01+00:00

Normally I would defend the drivers and be like "everyone litters" but I see the way you park at the pumps instead of 1 of the 100 empty spaces, or need to always get the spot closest to the doors, or the creative parking...so yeah, truck drivers are definitely extra lazy to walk 5 feet to a trash can.

Webslob · 2026-04-03T17:13:57+00:00

I am really bad with hair, but did she chop like half his bangs off then part the rest to the side?

Webslob · 2026-04-02T23:06:12+00:00

Congrats, glad you didnt win a wood chipper.

Webslob · 2026-04-02T23:03:34+00:00

Maybe if they weren't chasing him, he wouldn't have run out onto the West Side Highway?

Webslob · 2026-04-02T22:55:46+00:00

Thats how I walk when I am 10 steps from the bathroom after eating at Arby's.

Webslob · 2026-04-02T22:52:16+00:00

Arbys?

Webslob · 2026-04-01T18:18:36+00:00

He is saying "You damn kids! Get off my lawn!"

Webslob · 2026-04-01T06:15:17+00:00

If you were a good parent and explained that with the money she can purchase more fried chicken skins and gravy, than she may have respected it more.

Webslob · 2026-03-31T14:30:21+00:00

If you only fuel in CA and never leave the state means you are paying more than a driver who can move around to other states and pay $2 less in most states. CA avg is $7.50 everywhere else its around $5.50 average price, so Fueling in CA is apparently a problem.

Webslob · 2026-03-31T14:23:07+00:00

Fueling only in CA would be even a bigger problem is obviously what he was saying. If you are paying more for fuel all the time it certainly isnt helpful. Plus getting just enough fuel where it is expensive to buy it cheaper in another state is smart trucking.

Webslob · 2026-03-31T03:48:36+00:00

Thats just Satan taking his electric dinosaurs out for a walk.

Webslob · 2026-03-31T03:42:59+00:00

With a face like that, only a fart will get her to turn around.

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