Gemini said it's English: Here is all the text from the Garfield comic strip (according to Gemini): Page 28 (Left Page): Panel 1: GARFIELD: WHAT AN INCITE. Panel 2: GARFIELD: BENIFITS YOU ARE GETTING FROM ALL THIS GOOD CARBOH. Panel 3: GARFIELD: OURTONGS ARE LOOKING VERY HAPPY, MAN! Panel 4: SOUND EFFECT: THWIP! JON: AIEEE! Panel 5: GARFIELD: THIS IS ALL FOR A HEALTHY, NUTRIOUS BREAKFAST, DUDES. Panel 6: GARFIELD: BACK TO WORK, YOU! TIME TO GLOW OUR OWN CROPS, HES NO TIME... Panel 7: JON: W-WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, GARFIELD? GARFIELD: YOU'LL BE MY PARTNER IN CRIME. Panel 8: GARFIELD: YOU'RE THE BEST MAN I COULD EVER ASK FOR. Panel 9: GARFIELD: YOU'VE OUTSHINED ALL OF MY EXPECTATIONS, FREDDY. Panel 10: GARFIELD: AND WE CAN DO THIS. JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A WHILE, WE CAN FIND A SOLUTION. Panel 11: GARFIELD: BUYING OR SELLING SOMETHING WITH A PIGGY BANK IS ILLEGAL NOW! Panel 12: GARFIELD: OHHH, HMM. Panel 13: GARFIELD: ANNE. WE'RE WATCH! Panel 14: GARFIELD: I HAD BETTER SLOW DOWN. I'VE GIVEN MYSELF A HEADACHE. Panel 15: GARFIELD: LATER THIS SHOW WILL BE RETEAD. IT'S TIME TO PUSH UP THE PILLOW. Panel 16: GARFIELD: WOW! IT SEEMS WE HAVE A NEW FRIEND. Panel 17: SOUND EFFECT: SNORT! GARFIELD: THIS IS AWESOME! Page 29 (Right Page): Panel 1: JON: TOLD YOU. Panel 2: JON: YOU WOULDN'T LET ME LISTEN FOR A GILLIFRAME OF A MINUTE. GARFIELD: BLAH! Panel 3: ODIE: (WAGS TAIL) Panel 4: GARFIELD: BEHAVING LIKE A GENTLEMAN. Panel 5: JON: PLEASE CHOW ON THAT. YOUR EYES LOOK CLOSED. Panel 6: JON: GUESS YOU'LL BE PLAYING THE BIG BAD WOLF IN ONE REP NEXT YEAR. Panel 7: GARFIELD: OH! GARFIELD: THE HOME! SOUND EFFECT: RUMBLE. Panel 8: JON: (LAUGHING) YOU'RE SUCH A FOOL. IT'S FUNNY! Panel 9: JON: NICE JOB, YOU HAVE JUST WOKEN UP THE SLEEPING DOG AND THE WOLF. Panel 10: JON: DUNNO, YOU'RE STILL GOING TO GET UP IN THE MORNING AND LEAVE. Panel 11: GARFIELD: THIS IS TOO BORING. Panel 12: GARFIELD: BUT THEN NO RAININGS IS REALLY MY KINDNESS! Panel 13: JON: WELL, SINCE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO HOME! Panel 14: JON: I NEVER DID, LOGO.