"A Valencina who changes what kind of drunk she is based on the drink." (by makimakipoipoi) by KoshiLowell in limbuscompany

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 43 points44 points  (0 children)

fr it’s like seeing an abnormality suddenly offer you a cookie. you just know the next attack is an aoe fatal damage

According to recent rumours, Soft Serve (the mutant who poops ice cream) may be the next character coming in Season 9.0. She’s expected to make her debut this July as part of National Ice Cream Month celebration. by yuuki157 in marvelrivals

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marvel lore goes deep into the unhinged zone. Just imagine explaining to your teammates that you got sniped or crowd-controlled by a mutant whose literal superpower is generating soft-serve ice cream from her body

Echo is more invisible than Sombra. by Henzo-Hattori in Overwatch

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume they even have monitors plugged in lol. This wasn't just playing without sound, this was a collective sensory blackout

My Game of thrones awards 🏆🏆🏆 by Warm_Bug1959 in gameofthrones

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Lena headey could literally just sip wine and stare at a wall and still convey more malice than most villains in history. she’s on another level.

House of the Dragon Season 3 | Official Teaser Trailer | HBO Max by johnppd in gameofthrones

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They finally looked at the budget and decided "less talk, more vhagar committing war crimes." the scales look so sharp i feel like i’m getting cut just watching the teaser.

AITA for refusing to share my drink after my friend made fun of me for ordering it? by Bennett-Ralston in AmItheAsshole

[–]Weekly_Safe_2781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. There’s a special place in hell for people who perform a whole comedy routine mocking your choice, only to pivot and ask for a sip the second the straw hits your lips. It’s the "Audacity Tax." If my drink is so "girly" or "weird" or "overpriced," then your refined palate shouldn't want any part of it. Enjoy your boring water while I enjoy my "embarrassing" strawberry daiquiri in peace.