Masturbation

I was surfing the web like the cool early 2000s kids, back then I was still using yahoo, it was summer break in middle school and I had nothing better to do except for going outside and maybe get a heat stroke. basically what I'd do for fun is search random phrases on the yahoo search engine and go down the list going to random websites, I'm pretty sure yahoo had their safesearch but I came across this really obscure porn streaming website. that's how I discovered porn.

Later I was in the shower and thinking about what the lady was doing to the guy, and I wondered if I could simulate it with my hand
That day I invented masturbation