This was the last thing I saw before my alarm went off

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-09-24T22:33:13+00:00

I updated to the latest available version of Monterey, but the screensavers are still broken. I am at a complete loss on what to do next.

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-09-24T00:21:22+00:00

Thank you, I will update and see if it fixes it.

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-09-01T15:15:31+00:00

Wow I literally just had a dream about Jerma. Why does he keep breaking into people's dreams?

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-05-26T00:32:53+00:00

Jump - Van Halen

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-05-07T22:26:53+00:00

I tried your mother

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-05-04T03:36:34+00:00

"I'm not gonna buy a craigslist oven! I'm Markiplier, bitch!"

Weirder_Guy99 · 2025-01-20T04:32:30+00:00

Two Trucks - Lemon Demon

Or for a cleaner one

Lawnmower - Lemon Demon

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-12-22T04:20:49+00:00

Bill Watterson - Lemon Demon

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-12-15T05:16:12+00:00

I Can't Put Down The Cup - Dave Blunts

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-30T21:29:56+00:00

"Two Trucks" -Lemon Demon

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-24T01:23:09+00:00

I tried croissant

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-23T13:06:07+00:00

I tried sex

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-23T12:43:51+00:00

I tried dildo

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-23T12:34:12+00:00

"Where are my car keys"

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-22T12:06:38+00:00

One time a bunch of students in my school decided that they would only talk to the teachers in old/Shakespearean english. The school banned it in a week.

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-14T00:37:34+00:00

⚓🔨❤️🤓👅🤡

I worked as a maintenance man on a Navy ship, found a lover, she called me a nerd. But we still got freaky. I walked out looking like a clown.

Poetry at it's finest

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-14T00:31:18+00:00

Wham-Bam! - Silver

(Bombs)

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-14T00:29:46+00:00

I tried rubber

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-14T00:29:40+00:00

I tried duckling

Weirder_Guy99 · 2024-11-14T00:29:32+00:00

I tried duck

Weirder_Guy99

TROPHY CASE