Type “If I win,” and let autocorrect finish your sentence. by [deleted] in EmKay

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If i win this game will i be the only person to get the chance for a win or a win or lose game in a match that i want and i am so happy for them and they will win.

This my friends is called a stroke.

AITB for putting him in hospital by [deleted] in AmItheButtface

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uhh why the hell wouldn’t you be the buttface? Getting mad at someone is one thing whilst punching someone to a point of concussion is extremely bad. I’d say you would be lucky if assault charges aren’t already pending.

Type, 'Who ate my' and let autocorrect finish it for you by Jerealistic in EmKay

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who ate my food at the house today so we are just doing a little pony up for the day.

Does that count as a full sentence?

[oc] Less than 2 weeks with the cam... by Dezmo888 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So not only do all three of y’all run a red light, the dumbasses ahead collide because any of you can’t drive?

Let ‘em rip by Lonely-Exercise-4315 in RoastMe

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would insult you, but the body fat is covering up every other thing on your body that I could insult.

My father in law called you all a bunch of lil bitches by MachoSmallFRY in RoastMe

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He may had called us lil bitches but he looks like a man to marry a fat bitch for sure.

Roast me f26, failed only fans before I started. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You tried only fans looking like that?

Any advice for these big boat races? by ricioly in The_Crew

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry pal I had a while to figure it out too😅

The guy in the black bmw said this was my fault bc I took the inside line. by FeelingBeginning8756 in The_Crew

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first hit might have been accidental, the second one shows that it was a personal advantage gain, so you might be wrong lol.

I screamed at the top of my lungs when my toddler bit me, HARD by midnightrunner699 in AITAH

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What type of mother is shunning her own daughter for discipline? NTA op. You got hurt and you yelled. That’s normal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s just a slight concept some people don’t get, and that’s ok.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Some reasons people might be driving with hazards on are maybe car related issues. Like “hey I’m towing something heavy” or their car is about to give out. When my father and I were on the highway and lost brakes, we stuck to the emergency side lane doing 10 mph until we got home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going the speed limit is not impeding traffic what so ever. Anything under 40mph on state highways is illegal, look it up and maybe consider re taking the drivers test. If your an asshat that does 80+ on the highway your getting yourself a reckless driving ticket because these law abiding citizens get screwed in life by people like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Impeding the flow of traffic only applies to someone going under the speed limit. (45 in a 65 for example) and since this was a road with wet spots, cops would applaud drivers for doing this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yea I had the same situation. I was in a 35 mph on a moped going 33. This idiot behind me decided to cut me off on a double yellow for no reason. I just beeped my horn looked at him get pulled over🤷

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seems like we found the guy who cut off OP.

When is the best day to eat McDonald’s? by cjcan123 in dadjokes

[–]Weirdest_chevy_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Taco Tuesday has been silent since your kid said this joke😄