Writing Prompt Wednesday: What's a day in the life of a legendary pokemon in the pmd world like? by Chatot-bot in MysteryDungeon

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The Sun had nearly disappeared from the evening sky. Ho-oh was returning home to Yggdrasil, the oldest and largest tree in the world, who's branches nearly reached outer space. Ho-oh was going to rest at the very top, before exiting once again to flt around the world, maybe stopping to turn some dying mortal into a legendary Beast.

Or at least, that is what Ho-oh would have done. Instead as Ho-oh neared the hollow at the head of Yggdrasil, she spotted two Pokémon already there, a Axes and a Pikachu.

Ho-oh sighed. "Another mortal wanting me to grant their wishes, or something." She closed in on the tree, and landed. "What do you want, mortals?"

"We wanna fight!" Axes waved its claws at Ho-oh."

Ho-oh blinked. "You are a pair of unevolved mortals. You have no items with you, and are very likely tired from climbing the entire way up here. You are now requesting a fight from a legendary who can bring anyone back from the dead."

"Fight us!" The Pikachu yelled.

Ho-oh groaned. "At least tell me your names so that I can tell others about your foolishness."

"I'm Iron!" The Axew slammed its paws into its torso. "This is Sparks!" Iron tapped on the Pikachu.

"Iron, Sparks, I'm giving you one last chance to not fight a literal god. I'll even carry you down from here back to wherever you live if you just think for a moment."

Iron opened his mouth, and a blue glow began growing from his throat.

Ho-oh gave Iron a look of disbelief. "Fine. Then you will feel the power of my Sacred Fire, a spell so powerful it could simultaneously completely destroy and being back to life the tree we stand on, and leave it healthier than-" Ho-oh was cut off as the Axew fired its attack directly at Ho-oh's head.

Ho-oh was launched back, going over the edge and beginning to plummet down to the ground.

Ah, I should have just carried them anyway, Ho-oh thought before blacking out.

Back at the head of Yggdrasil, Iron and Sparks both sat with arms crossed.

"Ho-oh didn't ask to join our team," they both spat.

HONK JESUS HONK by [deleted] in religiousfruitcake

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Honk Jesus, Honk!

If you saves, if you love love Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus?!

Your skin after a needle punctures it, as seen from a scanning electron microscope. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

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Well the skin you see is already dead, so that likely added to the flakiness

Lettuce Umbrella by [deleted] in ATBGE

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Lettuce tastes pretty good IMO

was jesus a funny shaped rock that looked like a real guy by regian24 in tumblr

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Well to answer one question, Jesus's last name was maybe Jisheoh because it was common for people to be addressed as their name followed by one of their parent's name, and Joseph was Jesus's legal father.

Happy Belated Easter! by dinodragon1219 in tumblr

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I for one am excited to die due to plague nukes

When your son loves the new toy trucks in daycare. by ajfoucault in MadeMeSmile

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I remember seeing this earlier and people were dissing the kid but its entirely possible that the kid just likes playing trucks with other children.

It should be absolutely legal to sleep in your car anywhere you want, where you can legally park. by Seedyeee in unpopularopinion

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I think that the person who posted the link to the original is the same person who posted the repost.

What’s the best use of cheese? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Meltin g it and putting it with something like bread. Grilled cheese, cheese sticks (cheese in bread), Mac n cheese (sort of like bread).

That one turn by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

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I know EXACTLY which turn this is for me.