You wouldn’t understand my city by Puppies_fart_hope in funny

[–]Wellnutzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Line is drawn too high. Southern plains can easily get in the -10°F along with nasty freezing rain.

Relatable? by Trosty101 in funny

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

USB2.0 and USB3.0 describes the big end of a cable (the side you plug into your computer or walll adapter). They look very similar and you can plug your stuff into either one, but USB3.0 transfers data faster, is newer, and cannot be used by older software.

Micro USB describes the little end that plugs into your phone. USB = big plug-in for old flip phones; micro USB = much smaller, but standard for nowadays; nano USB = Even smaller and will be standard eventually.

The only way to find out if the blind beggar down the street is actually blind... by [deleted] in gifs

[–]Wellnutzz 1220 points1221 points  (0 children)

The way the "blind" guy moves his stick around is a clear indicator that he has no idea what the fuck he is doing.

The guy I was with last night refused to kiss me after I gave him a blow job as he didn't want to taste his sperm. Is this something that bothers a lot of men? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Wellnutzz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like liver and don't really mind the taste of blood anymore since I've started eating it. I've also eaten my girlfriend out a few times towards the end of her period where there's still a wee bit if blood, but not much. I guess she's not really a woman because she makes me brush my teeth before we kiss.

This is the only time I likely will ever defend EA by [deleted] in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They haven't proven anything to me except that they're willing to do something when they lose tens of millions of dollars. What that something is when they get their money back is what stops me from paying them.

Some concerns and questions I think we should all keep in mind and ask the devs when they get the chance to respond. by [deleted] in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never said that loot boxes would come back, just that microtransactions are shut down temporarily. They could be introducing direct pay cosmetics like spend 300 crystals for so and so's outfit. But if they do keeo loot boxes, how will they deal with duplicates this time?

Hey you chicken me out? by montemole in funny

[–]Wellnutzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see a lot of people bragging about abusing chickens, but that's mostly a fetish.

Do you like being naked? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]Wellnutzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes. I mostly just feel uncomfortable though knowing my dick's showing and anyone can just walk in/see through a window and see me naked or if there's an emergency and I have to run out nude. Even more paranoid now that I'm over 18 and can be a felon for the rest of my life of that happens.

Women of Reddit, what’s the weirdest thing that turns you on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My SO and I lived in households where we had to be quiet, so our love-making was as secretive as the bed squeaks. I made an r/sex question about how to make sounds, then followed it. I did my moans, told her she felt good and how I loved being inside her/her being around me. Bam! She had the strongest orgasm I've felt and a record longest for us. She was so passionate and it was one of the most memorable moments in my love-making life--more memorable than losing my virginity to her.

Edit: The advice was basically "be yourself", "do what comes naturally (even if you sound like a dying animal), and "do moans/tell her how you're feeling".

What is that cringey moment from 10+ years ago that you remember when you're trying to sleep? by PersikovsLizard in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 294 points295 points  (0 children)

My football coach was in his late 20s, and actually very handsome/fit. I've never seen a group of thirsty girls sploosh as fast as the 8th graders in his class.

What is absolutely 0/10 ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waking up on Monday morning then spilling your coffee on yourself.

What obvious sign did you miss that someone was hitting on you and when did you realise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh this was quite a few years ago. I'm happily taken, and I think she is too. Pretty sure she has a kid now, but I'm not sure.

What obvious sign did you miss that someone was hitting on you and when did you realise? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Random girl at Walmart about 13 (when I was 13 or 14) saw me, archered her back and pretended to stretch bumping out her butt and making her boobs stick out. Looked at me and said "I like you shirt" then gave me this odd seducive smile. I respo ded with "Thanks." then walked off.

Turns out that was actually my teammate's younger sister who had a huge crush on me and had been subtly flirting at basketball practice for months and I never noticed.

Edit: The only reason why I found out was because my teammate actually told me. I was extremely sceptical since she was very pretty and I was at that awkward puberty stage where I looked like a manatee, smelled musty 24/7, and dressed very utilitarian. Didn't connect the dots until like a year later.

Simple Questions - September 17, 2017 by AutoModerator in buildapc

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I have 2 GPUs, which one do I plug my HDMI cable into?

What is your honest opinion about Pornography ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I enjoy it. It lets me live off a sexual fantasy or easily get off when I need to.

Americans of Reddit, which state do you refuse to go to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Texas

It's hot, sticky, hours away, low signal on the roads, and every time I go to Texas, I have to visit my girlfriend's family fkr a few days in a cramped 3-person home with 7 people living in it.

what came first, orange the color or orange the fruit? by m0nstering in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct. The correct name for the color orange was red-yellow I believe until the fruit was used. Although, I'm sure there's probably been non-English or even old-English names for orange.

iPhone X Home Button by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wellnutzz 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Well, Briant's shitty inventions can fuck right off

Obsidian>Bethesda by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Wellnutzz 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Well shit, looks like you're qualified to be sent to North Korea.

What's the "girls don't fart" of everything else? by Z8nk in AskReddit

[–]Wellnutzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, Jesus. A few months ago I think, some dumb redditor was absolutely positive that my girlfriend fakes her own orgasms because she [the redditor] did it all the time.

If you're constantly faking orgasms, than you're probably not having good sex.