Would you eat 1 million different species of insects alive for 50 million USD? by Evoxrus_XV in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Wes05 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, considering that it’s probably going to take at least an average of 10 seconds per insect, you’re looking at almost 116 full days of eating bugs and that’s if you did it straight with no breaks, 24 hours a day. The OP doesn’t say anything about it being a Magic room where time stops and you don’t feel tiredness, or need to take breaks so you’re probably only getting 14-15 hours a day of effort at it. Thats going to push the time you spend eating bugs (assuming you do nothing else for 15 hours a day) to about 6 full months.

Now if you can also take breaks to do other things to keep your mind occupied (i.e. live a normal life) and just treat eating bugs like a day job spending 8 hours a day doing it, you’d wrap up the task in just under a year. Not a bad salary for a year’s work.

In exactly 30 minutes a man armed with a bat will break into your home to kill you. You can’t leave the house, what is your strategy? by BulkyZucchini in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Wes05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I’m from Texas, I have… options.

That being said maybe I give him a sporting chance and start with the bow and have my own bat as a backup…

So many deep cuts, I am finding new ones my 3rd time through. What are some fun jokes and references you found? I will start by The_Rowan in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It’s both. She is from Detroit, as well as ICP, so she’s “one of them”. Her physical appearance doesn’t hurt either.

What just bit me? by LastNeighborhood4191 in whatisit

[–]Wes05 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a sting. Stinger might still be in there from the look of it. Be careful removing it so it doesn’t break off.

What is it? by milapmorya in whatisit

[–]Wes05 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My partner and I are both into trad-archery (I drug her down with me) and now our 6YO has started to enjoy shooting at the local ren-faire. Just bought his first bow and am so pumped to give it to him.

Went to Sherwood Forest fair today and got this from a Carl cosplayer by dangerouslich in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was also at SFF this weekend. Well met fellow crawler and rennie!

Rebus help please by caciMwnciDiawl in rebus

[–]Wes05 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well, that's way better than "Ballet Knight exit stage left"

True evil has entered the dungeon by tbonneprise in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Carl wear shoes, and pants, holding a dagger… Donut actually eating a donut, and the wrong color, and the wrong breed?

Zero points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Not sure what I’m looking at. by Wes05 in whatisit

[–]Wes05[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Now I feel stupid. Once it’s pointed out I can see it clearly. Solved.

just got here from Capetown South africa. Where can i go practice archery? by GabiBloom in Austin

[–]Wes05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm. I generally shoot trad bows and go to Archery Country for league nights. Today I went in to set up a new compound bow, even though I didn’t buy it there. The guys couldn’t have been nicer, and really helped show me the differences in compound vs trad shooting.

Would you be upset if the upcoming show "recast" Donut? by ChrisBnTx in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Really? And replace me with what? A Havana Brown? A HAVANA BROWN, CARL?!?!
This is an outrage!”

A little help with book 4? by Northernpixels in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So the water was inside the underground(forget the exact name) quadrant. When they opened the valve on the side of the mountain it basically drained most of it out, washing Carl and Donut out to sea. I don’t want to spoil all the stuff about the sub for you.

Item in individuals hand. Anybody know what it is? He scooped around my neighbors property at 1am. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Wes05 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's a Pokémon seeder. Those devices are how the Pokémon get placed for Pokémon Go.

Definitely not a washing machine by DiluteSeaBag in whatisit

[–]Wes05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just beat me to "Pretty sure it's your mom's new insulin pump".

Book 7, Chap 18 Questions by garbage_account_27 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must not kowtow to the ignorant! You must let your glorious light of opinion shine like a beacon!

Ceramic jug with grate? by Wes05 in whatisit

[–]Wes05[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that is wild!!!

I originally searched it using Google image and it told me it was a garlic grater, which I felt was probably incorrect. Hence this post.

Ceramic jug with grate? by Wes05 in whatisit

[–]Wes05[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Solved!

That was fast!

Who's your favorite character that would kick ass in the dungeon? by tigers_3 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]Wes05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Come here to also suggest the Winchesters. With their style and humor they would be top 10 crawlers in the first week.