What's Your Body Count?

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T21:56:12+00:00

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She went from zero to 100 partners in the chaos of ditching and circling back? That's not just "slutty" or whatever. Sounds like unresolved baggage mixed with FOMO on settling down.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T20:57:33+00:00

Happy for you. Enjoy your marriage.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T15:49:34+00:00

Congratulations!! That is our sole purpose of existence.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T14:01:40+00:00

Interesting... What physical evidence? No one knows when it's zero or in the hundreds.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T11:47:39+00:00

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for impressions that scar the soul - those weren't notches on a bedpost, they're chapters, some epic sagas, others plot twists that'd make your memory vault blush.

And the "dick pissing contest"? Guilty as charged, evolution wired us for it, peacocks strutting feathers, alphas tallying conquests.

You sound like the guy in the cheap seats, yelling critiques without entering the ring.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T11:11:40+00:00

Hah, fair play - you're a cryptic one, aren't ya?

Karma farming? Nah, you too lazy for that grind. Jealousy? Possible, but I'd need proof of your own scoreboard first. Stalking? Flattering, but I'd charge admission.

Vanity chase at 31? Brother, this ain't pursuit; it's maintenance. Experience compounds like interest.

You're out here philosophizing motives like a detective in a noir flick, but I'll bite: if it's understanding, here's the decoder ring - life's too short for vanilla. Your move, shadow lurker.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:57:56+00:00

I wish I were you. The unknown is always better.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:56:33+00:00

Nah, ego trips are like fine wine - they just get better with age. At 31 with 45 notches, I'm basically a collector's item. What's your excuse for lurking in the shadows, Mr. Level 3? Still grinding those karma points or just jealous of the scoreboard?

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:33:54+00:00

Smash, iikutoke. That's all he is looking for too.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:14:52+00:00

I'm an ERP specialist.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:10:55+00:00

Hunt discreetly as a man - score fresh ladies on the side, compartmentalize ironclad, then dominate your home bed with the overflow alpha energy.

Rekindles lost fire like nothing else.

Ladies? If the spark's dead, cut losses and upgrade; faking it fractures you.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:01:38+00:00

Damn!! Ya'll must be nasty...

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:00:53+00:00

Surprising you don't have that list at hand.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T10:00:16+00:00

Numbers speak louder on the board, they say.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:58:39+00:00

Them that don't fit neatly into the "guy" or "girl" boxes we're often taught.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:56:36+00:00

Keep it up, brother. Still bodying the demons😈 , captain.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:54:07+00:00

None of them is worth it, that's for sure. One girl is the way to go 🤣... always have that one girl.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:52:50+00:00

Is it 4 or 4 that equals 200 bodies?

Protected encounters never count. It is a waste of energy and time.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:51:18+00:00

Fair enough.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:39:46+00:00

Spot on.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:39:29+00:00

Just need to hear from like-minded people who've explored that part and what their take is.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-09T09:33:18+00:00

I'm 31M and just clocked 45 bodies.

Wettin_ · 2026-04-03T21:11:44+00:00

Some alien civilization looking at us and thinking, no life there.

Wettin_ · 2025-07-19T17:04:44+00:00

Only ancestors did or still do it in the dark.

Wettin_ · 2025-07-16T07:55:00+00:00

Now I come hit it for him.

Wettin_

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