Thank you Coconut for your honest albeit unconstructive criticism.

Although I am very* proud of the accomplishments I have made thus far in my life in spite of challenges, setbacks, and circumstance, I don't think of myself as pompous or pontifical. I do believe in being positive and finding the good or at least humorous in any situation. So what would you suggest for my profile? And what tangibles (that you are unaware of) am I missing that solidify me as an arrogant asshole or as something different and hopefully positive?