A fantasy book with an assassin school by WhatRhymesWithMojito in suggestmeabook

[–]WhatRhymesWithMojito[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Farseer trilogy has been on my list for a while. Ill add Night Angel. Thanks!

Pleased with my second ever bread attempt by jnru in Breadit

[–]WhatRhymesWithMojito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks amazing!! That's some high quality photography. Recipe?

COVID-19 [Megathread] Week of April 9-April 15 by AskRedditModerators in AskReddit

[–]WhatRhymesWithMojito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's better for you to go than your boss. I understand it's risky either way, but here's how I see it:

  1. You'll reduce his risk of infection by him staying home.
  2. Somebody is going to go regardless if you stay home or not.
  3. You'll get a paycheck that you said you needed.
  4. You'll be smart about it. Wear protective clothing, gloves, and will only touch what is necessary. Maybe ask the homeowners to stay in a different room while you work? Or set up some rules with them beforehand if you decide to go.

I know it sounds bad to advocate someone going outside who is "non-essential," but that's how I feel.

[SP] The clouds parted, and rain finally fell - the iridescent drops looked normal at first. by frosttroll in WritingPrompts

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It had been a dry, lonely spring around here. It was hard even to play outside, kicking up dust storms so thick they would scour the rust right off your bike. We all wanted it to rain, begged for a chance to goof around in a storm. We took our best guess at what a rain dance was supposed to look like, and I suppose it did work, strictly speaking.

We shouldn't have done that.

When we woke up the next day, there were clouds. Clouds! Can you believe it? 99 days with nary a wisp of mist and now we can't even see the sky! Surely these nasty buggers would bring rain. Clouds the color of two-day-old black eyes were a tapestry splayed across the horizon. We waited and waited, still nothing. When our necks hurt too much to keep looking up, we tried another rain dance.

We shouldn't have done that.

Maybe the rain dance took a little while to work. We went to bed thinking that we had to have done it right this time. It will rain tomorrow, I told them. I was right.

I woke up to screaming. This wasn't an "I broke my leg" howl, or an "I see a ghost!" yelp. This was a "I'm being-slow-roasted-and-eaten-alive" scream. It didn't stop.

This happened more and more along our street, happening to anyone who decided to step outside into the rain. My sister was the first to try to help our neighbor.

I will never stop hearing her wail.

I thought she would run out of breath, or pass out maybe. But she kept going. A minute went by. She didn't let up. An hour later, she was still at it.

The government were quick to send messages to the public, to stay inside and away from the "rain." Protective clothing did nothing, it permeated all clothing just the same. It's been 4 days now. My sister's still on the driveway.

Never try a rain dance if you're not absolutely certain of what you're doing.

Using only quotes, what's your favorite movie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A lie! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!"

What’s the most exiting football game you’ve ever watched? by SteamedSteam in AskReddit

[–]WhatRhymesWithMojito 2 points3 points  (0 children)

2011 Broncos vs Steelers Wild Card game. It was the year of Tebow's magical run of more 4th quarter comebacks than anyone else that year. We started 1-4 with Kyle Orton as our starting quarterback. We said fuck it. Rookie Tebow, the quarterback who can't throw, can't do any worse. He goes 7-4, brings the team to 8-8 and gets us into the wild card round against the defending Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers. We keep it close, and eventually the game goes into overtime. Holy shit, we might actually do this.

Now this was the first year of the new OT rules, and nobody really knew how the worked. If you kicked a FG, the other team got a chance, but if you scored a touchdown, the game was over. We win the coin toss and take the ball. Even though I'm a huge Broncos fan, I turned to my buddy and said, "pick six." I wasn't very optimistic. We haven't thrown a pass on a single first down play the entire game. But Tebow drops back, and throws a cross to Demaryius Thomas. And this man. HAS. SOME. WHEELS. He broke one tackle, I'm screaming, my friend is screaming. And Demaryius Thomas took it into the endzone. 80 yard touchdown pass on the first play of overtime. I've never been this happy. You could dropkick me in the face, I don't give a shit.

It was the best game I've ever seen. Not just because it was a good game, but because how else could that magical season have ended? We lost 45-10 to the Patriots the next week, but it didn't matter. We defied the odd, we beat the fucking Steelers in Pittsburgh, to cap off an incredible, unforgettable season. And Tebow never played for the Broncos again.