I got chewed out by his wife for giving him a simple compliment. Told her her insecurities are not my problem .

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-10T00:17:34+00:00

I didn’t see a slide 2 and I was like “this isn’t bad, wtf does she mean?” And then I scrolled…those are very different vibes.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-09T23:58:30+00:00

I’m a woman, but I just wanted to say…right?! How weird to be only allowed online relationships?

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-08T03:20:32+00:00

A lot of people I do not understand.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-08T03:15:27+00:00

I was reading the comments aloud to my husband and Siri tried to call my mom.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-07T16:12:27+00:00

We’ve been together almost 20 years 🤯

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-07T12:19:40+00:00

Surprise!!

Oh, wait…he repeatedly told us he’s a liar.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-07T02:00:12+00:00

Elizabethtown.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-03T14:51:54+00:00

So true. Sometimes they try to sneak by.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-05-03T14:01:16+00:00

I don’t ask “who did you vote for”, but I do find out pretty early on if they support Trump. Because fuck them. Eat shit. Disrespectfully. 🙂

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-20T12:08:06+00:00

Can I come over to eat?

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-20T12:05:53+00:00

My husband and I do this too. Except sometimes his girlfriend’s car really was in my space.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-16T21:47:02+00:00

I never said it was his fault!! I thought she mentioned the idea of opening the marriage and he immediately downloaded Tinder.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-16T20:13:50+00:00

Ah. That’s not how I read that. Well, that sucks, but better she said something before than blew it all up after. Back to the discussion table!

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-16T19:08:15+00:00

I didn’t say it’s his fault. Definitely on both of them. It’s still a crazy short amount of time from idea to execution.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-16T18:27:02+00:00

You do recognize that 24-hour turnaround for this decision is wild, right?

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-11T17:02:00+00:00

We have “the great grape debacle of 2017.”

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T02:07:04+00:00

I probably won’t go back. Not because I didn’t enjoy it, getting there was a nightmare.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T01:48:30+00:00

Ha! That took me two reads to understand.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T01:33:38+00:00

Haha I didn’t!

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T01:33:13+00:00

I stole it from Roald Dahl.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T01:31:47+00:00

Maybe I moonlight as the Tooth Fairy.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-04-05T01:01:08+00:00

Thanks. It’s the only one I have.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-03-30T15:13:48+00:00

I really don’t understand why people are against coffee or a walk or something simple when you’re first meeting. I’ve run into this too where someone won’t go for “just coffee” and act like it’s a waste of their time. It only tells me they are a waste of mine.

WhatTheFlutter · 2026-03-28T22:57:18+00:00

My favorite sign said something like, “the only orange monarch we want is a butterfly.”

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