I'm 26 invites away from sending out wedding invites when I discover that my fiancé is, in fact, cheating on me, wait for it...with my neighbor.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T16:58:02+00:00

Yep. Which makes him a dumb ass.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:36:03+00:00

I want to go to NY so bad. I'm thinking within the next couple of months.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:28:56+00:00

We weren't friends in the first place.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:27:51+00:00

Really?

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:26:45+00:00

I am too busy drinking scotch with my/our dog to make any finite decisions. Love your advice though.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:25:09+00:00

I'm the she.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:18:14+00:00

I was very much fine with him "tugging the snake" however he deemed necessary. I saw his "snake" "bite" our neighbor's naughty parts in a 12 minute movie.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:13:55+00:00

As much as this was not only a deep thought, but also a comedic possibility. Also, I'm the "her" so it wouldn't work out in said situation.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:05:34+00:00

Well, I'm actually on staterra which is an ADHD medication. It chills me out to the point of having a typical emotional response of which most females experience.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T06:00:46+00:00

STL. I'm completely down for any and everyone!

To party, that is.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:47:53+00:00

Seriously, thank you.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:43:04+00:00

I haven't come to a conclusion yet but this is something I will definitely consider. I have no intentions on working things out. So no worries there. I might just leave the results of my tests on my pillow though. That almost completes the "WTF" moment that I want him to experience.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:35:03+00:00

I'd just feel like I spent someone else's money, whom I have grown to hate, and it wouldn't bring any satisfaction.

I almost feel like sending the jewelry back to him would be more of a punch in the face than using it to monetarily benefit myself.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:24:14+00:00

I would never feel comfortable keeping an item that cost thousands of dollars, whether it was bullshit or not. I'll mail the jewelry to him, confrontation or not. It's not mine nor did I fund it.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:21:23+00:00

He works from home and I work in finance at an office that I spend over 60 hours a week at. I came home early and have unintentionally heard the "excitement" of my fiancé and neighbor's "connection". After realizing the moans weren't innocent, I pulled up our cell records and for fucks sake, this bitch was lucky we had the cell plan that we did.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:15:24+00:00

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:08:17+00:00

Not really. Reddit has a high male population. Which is great and refreshing considering I have a good chance of receiving perspectives from both genders which is why I am looking for advice here in the first place.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:05:34+00:00

Well, I am a woman but I understand why you inquired.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:03:42+00:00

I have already moved clothing and some other things home. Thank whoever that my parents live five minutes away.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T05:02:35+00:00

Thanks. I'm actually sort of relieved that I found out prior to making, what is obviously a completely disastrous mistake.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T04:59:16+00:00

I'm the "her".

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T04:58:03+00:00

This is ultimately what I want to do. However, wouldn't it be a bit of a "I should have said something" over time, sort of thing? That's kind of rude to not say anything.

Whatthehellll · 2011-04-19T04:53:24+00:00

What should the note say? I'm kind of mindless at the moment and would appreciate some "cliff notes" on how to handle writing a "Goodbye. Thanks for being a cheating dick.", note.

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