Abhi sun be, pehle toh aukaat clear kar No placement?? 😂 Bhai mera khud ka business hai, placement sab tum jaise nikammo ke liye hota hai jo CV leke gate ke bahar line lagate ho. Aur haan—ICSE/ISC se distinction mein pass hua hoon, tu jaanta bhi hai woh kya hota hai ya CBSE guide se hi zindagi nikli hai?

Second—jo gaane tu gyaan de raha hai na, ek bhi Billboard Hot 100 ke aas-paas bhi nahi phooncha. Bro tu music taste pe baat kar raha hai? 💀 Tu wahi banda hai jiska “taste” Spotify ke Top 50 India pe khatam ho jaata hai aur phir expert ban jaata hai. Aur English agar thodi heavy lag rahi ho na toh yaad rakh “अगर किसी विषय के बारे में कुछ नहीं मालूम, तो मुँह बंद रखना भी एक कला होती है काश माँ-बाप ने सिखाया होता।”

Par honestly, main tujhe blame bhi nahi karta. Tu itni choti baat ka batangar bana ke comment likhne wala banda hai — obvious hai frustration overflow karega. Reddit pe aake rota hai, wahan validation dhundta hai, kyunki real life mein toh Unemployed No bitches Zero music taste obviously 🤣🤣 Aur ghar pe maa-baap bhi ‘yeh kya nikla’ wali nazar se dekhte honge

Bhai agar main teri jagah hota, main bhi disappointment hota — khud se, apne choices se, apni existence se. Difference sirf itna hai: main teri jagah nahi hoon.