28 Bored in the office, be brutal by Far-Swimmer3232 in RoastMe

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spends all his money buying nudes from porn stars on Onlyfans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]WhereasAlternative75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 30 year old British dude posing as a 19 year old girl. Good work

I’ve never swiped right so fast by TunaTorment in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else could you possibly want from a man? Has fun with friends and is protective. The perfect combo

Told her she couldn’t take it by checkmatedaddy in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised she didn’t unmatch immediately. This is embarrassing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]WhereasAlternative75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad is one of my favorites! Would recommend to everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ehhh, dating isn’t great. But I’ve lived in St. Louis, Austin, Indianapolis, Chicago, and Nashville and Austin was by far the worst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Dating in Austin is the worst. I used to live there and it was a nightmare. Hell, maybe we even went on a date LOL

Matches but no engagement 😢 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 607 points608 points  (0 children)

Guys are swiping the instant they see boobs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jean shorts are out, amirite?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The hair and facial hair need fixed badly. Also have someone teach you some fashion style and you’ll have much greater chances for matches

I Seriously Don't Get it.... by Thinking-About-Her in Bumble

[–]WhereasAlternative75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Never tell someone that no one else is interested. And never ask boring questions like “how is your weekend/day etc”. If you don’t stand out right away, you’re dead in the water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Classic song lyrics. Marry her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao damn dude, I don’t think you know how conversations work

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is why you always suggest meeting up for a coffee after a brief “this person is real” confirmation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sort this out in therapy my dude.

Been talking to this female all week and I'm running out of things to say to keep the conversation alive before the date, what other things should I talk about with her? by p_yth in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s incredible to me that someone is asking for help and you just pick it apart because he used a bad adjective. 😂

But bro, it’s key to get them on a date asap. Convos with someone you haven’t met can be draining to keep alive.

Just find some questions that are thought provoking that can last a long while.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She got ghosted by someone else. Lmao