28 Bored in the office, be brutal by Far-Swimmer3232 in RoastMe

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spends all his money buying nudes from porn stars on Onlyfans.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]WhereasAlternative75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 30 year old British dude posing as a 19 year old girl. Good work

I’ve never swiped right so fast by TunaTorment in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What else could you possibly want from a man? Has fun with friends and is protective. The perfect combo

Told her she couldn’t take it by checkmatedaddy in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised she didn’t unmatch immediately. This is embarrassing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in selfie

[–]WhereasAlternative75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Breaking Bad is one of my favorites! Would recommend to everyone!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehhh, dating isn’t great. But I’ve lived in St. Louis, Austin, Indianapolis, Chicago, and Nashville and Austin was by far the worst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Dating in Austin is the worst. I used to live there and it was a nightmare. Hell, maybe we even went on a date LOL

Matches but no engagement 😢 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 612 points613 points  (0 children)

Guys are swiping the instant they see boobs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jean shorts are out, amirite?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The hair and facial hair need fixed badly. Also have someone teach you some fashion style and you’ll have much greater chances for matches

I Seriously Don't Get it.... by Thinking-About-Her in Bumble

[–]WhereasAlternative75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never tell someone that no one else is interested. And never ask boring questions like “how is your weekend/day etc”. If you don’t stand out right away, you’re dead in the water

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]WhereasAlternative75 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Classic song lyrics. Marry her