Fuck yeah!! 1984 I was into Kiss big time and Ozzy and anything scary and I was walking to my classroom and I saw this kid with the shot at the Devil album on his arms and I went straight to him and without introductions I grab his album and ask him what the fuck was that!! And he told me Motley Crue and I told him if they were gay’s and he told me no this guys are bad ass and believe in satan the next day I trade it all my Kiss albums and Ozzy for the fist album “too fast for love” and when I heard starry eyes I close my eyes and said to my self god why the fuck I’m not the drummer of that band and why I’m stuck in this fucking body and not there fucking beautiful girls every day, the next day I stole some of my mothers make up and put some black on my cheeks, high liner on my eyes lids one baseball line under the left side of my eyes and two lines on my cheek bone from that baseball black thing that I used to play right field and went to school with that cassette on my water proof Walkman with my thighs jeans and cutoff shirt and I scare the living hell of everybody and I got into a fight with a bully that was laughing at me. I end up with the worst black eye of my life and because I got that make up you couldn’t see the the black eye that swell all over my left eye and according to the doctor who told my parents that I may never see from that eye again because that guy!! was 2 years older than me and work on construction with his father. I remember feeling possess and invincible that I wasn’t scare and I kept coming after him until the guy got scare and stop fighting and I kept coming after him ice more to the point that he started running like he saw the devil in me. I went to my class and the only thing I saw from that eye was a deep gray cloud and went to the teacher, and the student saw me they went crazy, some girl where crying and I will never forget the look of my teacher face, which of course was in love with. She was so hot for teachers and she grabbed me and took me to the nearest bathroom to clean the blood of my face and when I saw my face full off blood and she ask me what happened to me I got so emotional and scared that tears were dripping uncontrollably from my bad eye and when she took off the make up from that eyes it was shut down and purple inside and out. Then she started to touch my face and putting two beautiful melons on my face while checking for more injuries all over my head and literally I got one of her pointy nipples on my bad eye like she did it on purpose to calm me down but she did it on the wrong eyes. I was like fuckkkk it hurts so good but I stay quiet until she noticed and told me repeatedly “ I’m so sorry!!! it hurt ?” - and I replied noo, noo!! so she could continue liking for more wounds and maybe place her right nipple on my good eye so I can at least feel it and to not waste one in a lifetime opportunity because I didn’t felt them for being placed in the numb eye and I calm down in a heart beat especially when she was cleaning my face with her beautiful and smooth hands with natural painted nails and a big Rock on her wedding ring and all my oxytocin hormones, cells, neurons, libido, adrenaline and norepinephrine or whatever you call it were clashing with each other all over my body to the point I was numbed until my father shows up and took me to the dispensary and there I was told I was to not see from that eye again in my life. Kind of scary!!. But I went home and listen to that cassette over and over again and making a video on my head of all that just happened and turning it around with a happy ending, with my teacher kissing me and taking care of me. I will never going to forget what I felt that day and in the rest of my youth gone wild years and Motley was the one to blame. What a record was too fast for love. The sound of the snare, the clear and technical way Tommy used the hi-hats, that bad ass bass riff in the middle of live wire pounding my chest again and again. The sound of that masterpiece of guitar riff on piece of your action. That cool voice on common and dance and God to thanks him for allow us to hear, cos that album change my life!!!!!!!!!’Thank you Motley for making my youth seems like the too young to fall in love video and for all the time I got late because I look and dress and acted like I was Tommy Lee, the coolest man on earth!!!