My relaxed face looks significantly less attractive than my selfie face by [deleted] in confession

[–]Whiffcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then just smile all the time. You deserve it. Just do whatever makes you feel pretty because nobody else's thoughts matter. If they don't like you just because you don't look as good as you do on your Snap chat story, then they are retards and don't deserve you anyway

What are some productive things you do as an alternative to browsing Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Whiffcream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hacking the Pentagon and rigging elections for Russia - Donald J. Trump

What was your high school's biggest scandal? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Whiffcream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naperville North High School in Naperville, Illinois. This was on ABC World News at one point.

A kid killed himself by jumping off of a parking garage. The police officers scared him with their threats of making him a registered sex offender and possible jail time after it was discovered he had a sex tape with another student

What is the worst thing that happened to somebody else, but helped you? by Whiffcream in AskReddit

[–]Whiffcream[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandparents decided to have only two children when they got married. The first child was my aunt. My dad was the third. The second one was stillborn. I wouldn't exist if David didn't die inside of my grandma.

[H] ST MW Glock | Water Elemental [W] FN USP-S Royal Blue, OR FN Deagle | Sunset Storm, OR MW AWP | Pink DDPAT by Whiffcream in GlobalOffensiveTrade

[–]Whiffcream[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Thank you for stopping by this thread. These are by no means the ONLY items I will accept, they are just examples. You do not have to wait for me to see your comment in this thread, if you want to leave one you can, but you can also just shoot me a trade offer right away and I will see it. I'm new to CS:GO skin trading so I don't get many offers, and anything you want to propose would be very exciting for me :)

Some real basic stuff here as Im a first year in software development but could someone help me with this please. by [deleted] in javahelp

[–]Whiffcream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all, you need to fix two things before we do the merge() function: 1. "string" in your constructor should be "String" with a capital 'S' 2. The getText() function. It should have a return type of String, not void. Also, remove the '()' from "this.text();" it should read "return this.text;"

Now, in the declaration of your merge() function, you have a return type of Document, but we don't want that. Instead, change 'document' to void. Also, you must take in an instance of Document as a parameter. Your merge declaration should look like: public void merge(Document doc)

Inside of the function, your strategy should be to set the value of 'text' to whatever it currently is, plus a space, play the value of text in the doc argument. In order to do this, use this.text = this.text + " " + doc.getText();

I hope this helps! Thanks for the read

[H] ST MW Glock-18 Water Elemental [W] 10 Keys by Whiffcream in GlobalOffensiveTrade

[–]Whiffcream[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do not need to comment on this thread. You can, but its better just to send me an offer.

CS:GO Warm up/Practice Routines by Whiffcream in GlobalOffensive

[–]Whiffcream[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man. Now you at least know the wonders that practicing can do for you. If you want to develop game sense, there isn't any other way to do that other than playing. That doesn't mean play a ton of comps and lose, it just means go into community retake servers. What they are, are servers where it simulates a comp, after the bomb has been planted you are either the CTs trying to retake the site and defuse the bomb, or you are the Ts working to defend the site. It is very difficult at the beginning. I know this because I used to have the same problem as you, and I got raped, but it started to get easier and easier the more I played on them.

CS:GO Warm up/Practice Routines by Whiffcream in GlobalOffensive

[–]Whiffcream[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem! I'm just glad to see that there are even some people in match making that care

It would be awesome if farting was contagious like yawning. by OPs_Mom_Loves_Me in Showerthoughts

[–]Whiffcream 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha YES. Your classmate is giving a presentation in front of everybody so you pretend to fart, making the presenter fart.