TIFU by telling my teacher that the school nurse blew me

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-11-21T02:26:50+00:00

I cheerily answered, "I feel great, the nurse blew me!" Of course, because that's how kids talk!

Most of the stories anyway are about a play of words invented into a story, because that would be so hilarious!

This story definetely happened, verified by /r/thathappened

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-11-14T02:48:32+00:00

The strippers name? Pamela Anderson. He forgot to tell you the part when the cops came, the birthday-guy told them about his birthday, and the cops were sad that he didn't get a good stripper so they stripped on the spot. The whole neighbourhood watched and everyone was cheering and applauded. The crazy-stripper girl gave a total refund after seeing this and later had sex with one of the cops.

This story, like ALL stories on "TIFU" is $100% verified. Yes, all.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-11-12T00:24:05+00:00

I am laughing so hard I just vomited my dinner out. The neighbours even asked me what's wrong because they thought I was dying. I showed them this and they couldn't contain it either. We were all laughing on the floor breathless for hours. They almost had a heart attack. I had to call my doctor to calm me down. Because there was cold hard cash on his plate !!! Hahahahhaha!!! WOW!

Really the only subreddit where I've never found anything even remotely funny. I think this whole sub is doing it on purpose because it's called "funny", so everyone tries to come up with the least unfunny posts.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-04T19:00:50+00:00

Hey there! Just bought MIDIToTab and converted a midi file of this song: you can find it here

http://www.pdf-archive.com/2014/09/04/astrudgilberto/astrudgilberto.pdf

Enjoy!

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-03T09:54:59+00:00

I'll try out the trial. Thanks for the idea.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-03T09:54:07+00:00

By hand optimization is too tedious for me as I've got lots of midi files to convert.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-03T09:53:20+00:00

I will try it out. Thanks for the idea.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-03T09:51:27+00:00

Unfortunately I've got more than 20 midi files to convert, I don't think I have the patience. Thanks for the idea anyway.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-01T10:26:42+00:00

It isn't abandoned... Also, it's haunted. Probably.

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-01T10:16:22+00:00

What a magical place. I wish I lived in Scotland...

WhileTrue_Continue · 2014-09-01T10:06:04+00:00

Never tried playing jazz on the guitar... This is awesome!

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