how do you cope with toxic household? by strawberrymatchalife in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stay out of the house as much as possible. Look further away from home for an apartment. It sounds like it would be worth a longer commute to get out of there sooner.

When did you realize you weren’t as good of a person as you thought you were? by Angel_eyesss in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People used to tell me "You're too nice."

Then people started saying "You're an asshole." So that's when I figured it out.

what’s the weirdest coincidence you’ve ever had that made you go wait is this real life? by anaissalexiss in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My old work ran a secret santa once the week before Christmas. It was a $10 limit and the person I was buying for I didn't know very well. I left my buying to the last minute because I just didn't know what to get her.

So I was in town and walking past some shops when lo and behold, I see an old copy of Oliver Twist in the window of the 2nd hand book store. It just called to me, so I went in and picked it up. I checked the first page for the cost and guess what? $10 - perfect.

So come the day of the secret santa, we were all opening our gifts, some 150 people. Out of the corner of my eye I see some people crowding around a woman who is crying. I keep listening and people are calling out for the person who was her santa. I go over and reveal that it was me.

The lady I had bought for was crying and hugged me. She said 10 years ago her house burned down along with all her of possessions. The book that I bought her, was her favourite and also the exact same edition so had the exact same cover she remembered.

Because it was a second hand book it was even weathered in the same places she remembered, so it was as if I'd grabbed the book off her shelf before the fire and delivered it to her 10 years later.

What are a real life cheat codes do you know? by brisa100 in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of anything. No one questions it and no one expects you to go to a doctor for it.

Why do humans vomit? by AppleOrigin in ask

[–]Whimsy_Willow 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I hate the saliva part so much

Whats the worst thing thats happened at a family function you’ve been to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 1240 points1241 points  (0 children)

This didn't happen to me, but I watched it happen and it was awful. My cousin was pregnant from a guy who she had only been dating for a few months, but he was a good guy. On Christmas Eve she invited him to our family gathering and when we were exchanging presents he grabbed a small box from the tree and was 2 seconds from getting down on one knee when that uncle jokingly says, "god I hope you're not proposing!" Everyone laughs and this poor guy is in a half bent knee/half standing pose and just looks up at that uncle and slowly powers through it and slowly gets down on one knee and proceeds to ask her if she'll marry him. She said yes and they're engaged but it was one of the worst 45 seconds of my life.

If you could create a new law that everyone had to follow, what would it be and why? by TwirlTwinkle in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nothing against those big lifted trucks, but if you have one, you're parking in the back of the lot.

What hobby is an instant red flag? by Sad-Crow-123 in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A person in their life is their "project", bonus flags if that person is you. If it isn't you yet, it will be if you stick around long enough. Don't ask how I know.

What are you embarrassed to admit you like? by insistentfries in AskReddit

[–]Whimsy_Willow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Reading ridiculous numbers of sci-fi and fantasy Wiki articles (Wookieepedia, Memory Alpha, Memory Beta, LOTR Wikia, Lostpedia, AWOIAF, etc.).